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KEEP LOOKING UP and always have a positive attitude, because Jesus is coming back one of these days and that is the blessed hope of the believer. Here is a funny example of looking ahead!

George, age 92 and Edith, age 90, are all excited about their decision to get married even though they were way up in years. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way, they pass their favorite drugstore. George suggests that they go in and there he addresses the man behind the counter.

"Sir, Are you the owner? "The pharmacist answers, "Yes".

"Well, we are about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

"Of course, we do."

"How about support hose for circulation?"

"Definitely."

"What about medicine for rheumatism and arthritis?"

"All kinds."

"How about waterproof furniture pads and Depends?"

"Yes, sir."

"Hearing aide, denture supplies, sleeping pills, Geritol and Ensure?" "Absolutely"

"You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"

"All kinds and sizes."

Why all the questions?" the store owner asked.

George smiles and replies to the pharmacist, "Well, sir, we've prayed about it, and we would like to use your store for our Bridal Registry."

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