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He's No Stranger
Contributed by Loyd C. Taylor on Sep 2, 2023 (message contributor)
He’s the wisest man in the church;
There’s nothing he can’t do.
If you turn down your ministry,
He’ll be there to do it for you.
He’s also a very faithful member,
And shows up right on the dot.
Then if you don’t keep your commitment,
He’ll cover you and fill in your spot.
He’s obviously very wealthy;
The plate’s always passed his way.
If you choose not to give a cent,
He’ll all the expenses pay.
Who is he? You may ask,
This one with such acclaim?
Thank God he’s in every church,
“Somebody Else” is his name.
©Loyd C Taylor, SR - August 10, 2008
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