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Summary: There was a large black pot and it became the focus of the world. Follow what happened as paint was poured into that pot. There are real meanings behind things here, and an analysis of the paint colour. I hope you enjoy this even though it has a serious meaning behind it.

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THE ALLEGORY OF THE LARGE POT March 2023

PART 1

A large pot had been constructed and placed on public view. It was beautifully made and glistened in the sun but the pot was empty. No one was quite sure why it was empty.

Then one day some people came along with a very large tin of paint. The paint was a darker blue. Several of them climbed up high enough to enable them to pour about half the tin of blue paint into the pot. They kept the other half.

Not long after another group of people arrived with a very large tin of red paint. They climbed the stairs and managed to empty about half the tin of paint into the pot. They got down and kept the tin of red paint, now about half full.

The governing authorities waxed eloquent about a new order of things and the new spirit of cooperation. In interviews they said these efforts would benefit all mankind and bring all human beings into the light of a new age. The sharing of paint was a wonderful inclusion of other people’s beliefs according to Andy Cristus, the national head of this new order of things, and leader of the “Welcome Everything Faithfully” Party (WEF for short).

It was claimed that after the paint initiative was over, then the large pot would be an extraordinary containment of the most wonderfully blended richness from people obedient to the WEF’s sincere aims.

Very soon afterwards another group made its appearance carrying a very large tin of white paint. They also added about half of the tin into the large pot, then retreated taking the half-emptied white paint tin with them.

Because of the praise heaped by Andy Cristus, then in rather quick succession the same exercise was done with purple paint, then darker green, and at last silver paint.

Andy Cristus ordered one large paddle be used to stir all the contents of the large pot and everyone waited for the stunning results, but ALAS, the contents of the pot had progressed towards a black, horrible, murky mess. It really was awful, but when it was examined by Mr Nils Discern-Less from the Department of Socialist Securities, he thought it was just wonderful, and even suggested it would become even more resplendent if some black paint was added. The black was added but it became even blacker and more opaque.

Although all the people had not seen inside the pot they all thought it was wonderful because Mr Nils Discern-Less had assured them it was.

PART 2

In time it was revealed who were the contributors of the paint to the large pot and they were decorated for showing community spirit to help what was known as “the final outcome on a global basis”. Here are those who were decorated –

[1.] The Anti Blue Brigade. Their revered teachings are the equality of religion, the superiority of none, and the denial of any supreme being. Discarding the blue made them feel better. There was something irksome to them about the colour blue but they had a warped fascination with it.

[2.] The Animal Rights Society. This group works hard at banishing the killing of any life whatever and defines that as red-blooded animals and animal products. When challenged once over abortion, their reply was that the foetus is not human until after birth so that would not count. This group is massively funding research into efforts to promote the eating of maggots, beetles and other insects. There was a supportive public display when this group delightfully threw the red paint into the pot as a protest.

[3.] The True Purity Association. The group is influential and strives to make known its purity agenda. It does not believe in discrimination, it says, that destroys its charter of purity and has banned the bible as against true purity, and banned Christians from having controlling positions. Therefore it promotes the causes of alternate sexuality and the rights of the gay community and various issues at variance with the bible and the Koran. This group contributed its white paint as an expression of true purity.

[4.] The Purple Alliance. As purple was identified with royalty then this group of enthusiasts promotes the up and coming leadership of society. It wants suitable people in suitable positions. Currently it is extolling the great suitability of Ms Blinded Turneye for the Justice Department and Mr Eachway Tainted to be the chosen head of the Police Department. To run the Health Department, the Purple Alliance is grooming Ms A. B. Ortion with her ability to manage health funding for “necessary procedures” such as gender reassignment and gay therapies.

[5.] The Great Green Revolution Coalition. The next group that contributed to the great big pot was this Great Green Revolution Coalition, a very powerful and well-supported group. Their contribution of the dark green paint was in support of Mother Earth and her inhabitants. Their aim is for everyone to live in harmony under guidelines of restriction, but planned for the benefit of society. They work very closely with Andy Cristus.

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