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  • Jimmy Haile avatar

    Purpose Of Service (Hix)

    Contributed by Jimmy Haile on Jan 21, 2013
     | 5,463 views

    You can't have evangelism without service and you can't have service without evangelism!

    Mark 9:30-37 God's purpose to Seek and Save that which is Lost. The purpose of evangelism is to tell other about Christ, as someone told you. Don’t wait till you are standing by someone’s casket and wondering if they are saved or not….Found out today, asked them today!! The Purpose Of Service ...read more

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    Denomination: Baptist

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    Jerusalem Lifted Up Series

    Contributed by W Pat Cunningham on Dec 1, 2012
     | 4,235 views

    The Council envisioned a humanity integrated, not split apart, and entirely in the image of Christ

    Monday of First Week in Advent 2012 Gaudium et Spes When Roman general Titus stood on Mount Scopus in March of the year 70 AD, and looked toward the rebel city of Jerusalem, he learned by experience what many before him had known. Like Sennacherib and Nebuchadnezzar, Antiochus and Herod, he saw ...read more

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    Denomination: Catholic

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    Come Away With Me

    Contributed by Gaither Bailey on Jul 21, 2012
     | 4,615 views

    Sermon for the 8th Sunday after Pentecost, Year B

    Mark 6: 30 – 34 / Come Away With Me Intro: One day Jack, a woodsman challenged Rex, his friend, to an all-day tree chopping contest. Jack worked very hard, stopping only for a brief lunch break; while Rex had a leisurely lunch and took several breaks during the day. At the end of the day, ...read more

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    Denomination: Presbyterian/Reformed

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    Atonement - "At-One-Ment"

    Contributed by Samuel Fulkerson on Sep 20, 2012
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     | 6,367 views

    Atonement is about what God did. He built a bridge by the Shed Blood of Christ. The “Bridge” brings the One True Living God and fallen man “At-One-Ment”.

    Joke: A house painter who deeply regretted stealing from his clients by diluting the paint, but charging full price. He poured out his heart on Yom Kippur hoping for Divine direction. A booming voice comes from Heaven and decrees, "Repaint, repaint ... and thin no more!" Deuteronomy 6:4/Mark ...read more

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    Denomination: Pentecostal

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    The Wealth Of Intercession Series

    Contributed by W Pat Cunningham on Aug 6, 2017
    based on 1 rating
     | 4,228 views

    "intercessory prayer does not divert us from true contemplation, since authentic contemplation always has a place for others."

    Thursday of 18th Week in Course 2017 Joy of the Gospel Our recent journey with the Holy Father through his encyclical, The Joy of the Gospel, has taken us to a place where we learn that our faithfulness to our call is the critical element of our discipleship. Our fruitfulness is assured if we are ...read more

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    Denomination: Catholic

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    Modern Day Davids

    Contributed by Dr. Ronald Shultz on May 6, 2017
     | 6,125 views

    There are giants in the land, Will you be a David and slay them as is your calling as a warrior?

    Heard an awesome message today by Robert Kennedy, pastor of Mustang Creek Community Church in Forney, TX. I would strongly urge you to visit if you are in the area. This brother can preach. I am hoping they will make it available on CD or YouTube. I will only give the three points and what they ...read more

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    Denomination: Baptist

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    Two Moms Who Couldn’t Get Along

    Contributed by Ed Vasicek on May 15, 2017
     | 4,209 views

    Does God only care about moms in the limelight, the Sarahs? Or does he also care about the disadvantaged moms, like the Hagars?

    Two Moms Who Couldn’t Get Along Genesis 21:1-21 1. Mother’s Day is a day we set aside to honor our moms. 2. Our world needs good moms, and many moms fit that bill. 3. Moms have their own vocabulary; a few terms from the Mom’s dictionary: AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat ...read more

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    Denomination: Independent/Bible

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    Be An Effective Dad

    Contributed by Eduardo Quintana on May 6, 2016
    based on 1 rating
     | 8,587 views

    A Father's Day sermon that will encourage encourage men to be effective dads!

    Any musician will tell you that you have to spend time with your instrument in order to become an accomplished musician. When American pianist Michael Levine was asked about being a parent, he said, “Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.” ...read more

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    Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

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    Practice For Life Everlasting

    Contributed by Thomas Clawser on Sep 3, 2018
     | 4,373 views

    Practice the HEARING & DOING of Scripture in this life; it prepares you for the next life. Practice Hard.

    Spend enough time around 57th Street and Seventh Avenue in New York City, and you’re bound to be asked for directions to Carnegie Hall. “Which way to Carnegie Hall?” “Where is Carnegie Hall?” “What’s the address for Carnegie Hall?” Almost never does one ask the “how” question. Because everyone ...read more

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    Denomination: Other

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    High Places

    Contributed by Fred Michaux on Apr 4, 2017
     | 4,270 views

    Did you realize there are 5 mountains related to the Easter narrative? So often the focus of our Easter study begins with the garden tomb but have you ever considered the story that comes to us from the mountains...the High Places?

    Opening -How many of you grew up with Easter baskets…favorite candies…what I remember most was that feeling as I fell asleep…expectation! -that feeling of expectation the night before Easter, that capacity of the human heart, especially children, to feel something wonderful when waiting for a ...read more

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    Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

  • Ed Vasicek avatar

    Palm Sunday And Two Kings: Jesus And Solomon Series

    Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Mar 29, 2021
     | 2,952 views

    By comparing and contrasting Jesus and Solomon, Jesus’ glory shines more brightly.

    Palm Sunday and Two Kings: Jesus and Solomon (Matthew 21:1-11; Psalm 2:1-12) 1. It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5 year old Sammy stayed home from church with a babysitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Sammy inquired as to what they were ...read more

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    Denomination: Independent/Bible

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    Wish We All Been Ready?

    Contributed by Wade Martin Hughes, Sr on Feb 27, 2019
     | 4,210 views

    This is a condensed Bible study of Biblical reasons we should be looking for the soon return of Jesus Christ? The question must be asked: COULD I DO MORE TO PREPARE FOR THE SECOND COMING? (Handout)

    ARE YOU READY? … By Wade Martin Hughes, Sr. Kyfingers@aol.com There are certain dates that become a turning point in history. 1948 was one of those years. Israel established, World Council of Churches, Common Market, space age fuel, liquid hydrogen (rocket fuel) Can we see 7 areas that ...read more

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    Denomination: Assembly Of God

  • Pastor Randall Timblin avatar

    What Is The Point Of Church In My Life?

    Contributed by Pastor Randall Timblin on Mar 17, 2019
     | 2,517 views

    So the problem I pray that we solve for someone today or in the near future is this: What is the point in going to church? Why should I care? What's in it for me?

    Let us look at five very important points this day. #1 A POSITION FOR RELATIONSHIPS Church was once an important Event They:      Broke bread      Spoke of Christ      Saw wonders and miracles      Impressed their ...read more

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    Denomination: *other

  • Perry Greene avatar

    I've Got Good News And Bad News

    Contributed by Perry Greene on Aug 22, 2019
     | 4,531 views

    We often condemn sin, and we should, but we forget there is hope in our condemnation.

    1. Good News/Bad News I recently ran across a “good news” “bad news” joke for preachers: Good News: You baptized four people down at the river last Sunday Bad News: You lost 2 others to the river’s current Good news: The Ladies Unity Group voted to send you a get-well card. Bad news: The vote ...read more

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    Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

  • Ed Vasicek avatar

    Abraham: A Midrash Extravaganza Series

    Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Oct 7, 2019
     | 4,122 views

    Abraham was in the position to be the ultimate example for justification by faith for several reasons.

    Abraham: A Midrash Extravaganza (Romans 4:1-25) 1. There aren’t many Abraham jokes out there. To get this one, you have to know a little about computers and the life of Abraham. 2. Abraham announced to Isaac one day that he had decided to upgrade their family computer to Windows 10. So they ...read more

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    Denomination: Independent/Bible