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  • Biblical Teachings On Idle, Negative, Profane Words, And Bad Jokes. Series

    Contributed by Shaila Touchton on Nov 26, 2024
    based on 1 rating
     | 83 views

    The Bible emphasizes the importance of controlling our words

    The Bible emphasizes the importance of controlling our words and the impact they have on ourselves and others. Idle Words "But I tell you that everyone will have to give account on the day of judgment for every empty word they have spoken." (Matthew 12:36) "Do not be quick with ...read more

  • Thanksgiving Instead Of Bad Words Series

    Contributed by Ken Henson on Oct 1, 2016
    based on 1 rating
     | 3,470 views

    Impure passions become vehicles we take for a joyride end up like self-driving cars that take us where we don't want to go. They become our lords. But if we pursue purity of action and speech, these same passions become angels that lift us to heaven

    Ephesians 5:4 Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving. 5 For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person—such a person is an idolater—has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 6 Let no ...read more

  • Rechabites Are No Joke

    Contributed by Troy Borst on Jun 14, 2021
     | 6,264 views

    Father's Day Message Here is the point: It is worth it to lead your family to follow God.

    RECHABITES ARE NO JOKE JEREMIAH 35:1-19 #FathersDay2021 DAD JOKES PART 1… https://www.countryliving.com/life/a27452412/best-dad-jokes/ Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!" "Singing in the shower is fun until you get ...read more

  • Judgment Will Be No Joke

    Contributed by Donnie Martin on Jul 5, 2004
    based on 24 ratings
     | 5,148 views

    God is a God of justice. One day Jesus Christ will dispense that justice with unswerving and unquestionable accuracy on those who have rejected salvation through faith in the finished work of Christ on the cross of Calvary.

    JUDGMENT WILL BE NO JOKE Text: Rev.20: 11-15; Acts 17: 31 Intro: The Great White Throne Judgment is an event that is still at least 1,007 years in the future; but it is as certain as death. It will be God’s final act of justice upon sin and the sinner. This judgment will be unlike many ...read more

  • Hell Is No Joke

    Contributed by Derrick Strickland on Jun 5, 2003
    based on 64 ratings
     | 13,709 views

    Jesus already gave us the final word on the matter… Hell is a Real Place of Real Torment.

    “Hell is No Joke” Luke 16:19-31 INTRO: 1. Hell is a difficult topic to preach on. Like you, I take no pleasure considering that place called “Hell.” For that very reason I must tell you that Hell is real today and Hell is no joke! a. Bible refers to hell 162 times ...read more

  • It's No Joke Series

    Contributed by Dan Buis on Feb 25, 2001
    based on 92 ratings
     | 7,076 views

    Abraham and Sarah’s disbelief in God’s promise of a son.

    Have you ever made a bold prediction or set a high goal, only to have someone laugh at you and say: “you’re joking, right?” I believe the modern colloquialism used by teens today is “Yeah, right” with more than a hint of sarcasm. When Joe Namath made his fearless prediction of a Super-bowl ...read more

  • A Backfired Joke Series

    Contributed by Diana Tyler on Sep 6, 2023
     | 678 views

    Samson's joke leads to chaos

    As Samson's father was making final arrangements for the marriage, Samson threw a party at Timnah as was the custom for elite young men. When the bride's parents saw him, 30 young men were selected from the town to be his companions. Judges 14:10-11 Samson said to them, "Let me tell ...read more

  • Jesus' Best Joke? Series

    Contributed by David Smith on Nov 2, 2010
    based on 1 rating
     | 8,029 views

    Luke chapter 18: "Jesus told them another joke", we are told, "and He told this one to some who trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and looked down on others." Did you hear the one about the Pharisee and the Tax Collector who wandered into the

    Now I know I’m being a little free with my translation here. I know most translations say that Jesus told them a 'parable' rather than a 'joke', but I'm not the first person to suggest that 'joke' is actually a very good translation. # Did you here the one about the frog and the scorpion who were ...read more

  • Taking His Yoke Is No Joke Series

    Contributed by David Dykes on Aug 16, 2012
    based on 4 ratings
     | 31,771 views

    How taking the yoke of Jesus is the key to life.

    INTRODUCTION I’ve got to admit I am REALLY excited about sharing this message with you! This is one of my favorite passages of scripture in the Bible and I’ve quoted it hundreds of times, but I’ve never devoted an entire message to it. Now, I realize sometimes people who hear me ...read more

  • This Ain't No Joke!

    Contributed by Michael Stark on Apr 13, 2023
    based on 1 rating
     | 2,159 views

    What will be required for you as a follower to Christ to believe His commands? Receiving Him as Master over life leads us to accept His commands.

    “Thomas, one of the twelve, called the Twin, was not with them when Jesus came. So the other disciples told him, ‘We have seen the Lord.’ But he said to them, ‘Unless I see in his hands the mark of the nails, and place my finger into the mark of the nails, and place my hand into his side, I will ...read more

  • Wise Instructions For Sisters And Brothers Series

    Contributed by Isaiah Banjo on Oct 12, 2020
     | 1,464 views

    Don't joke with what will choke Stars,

    Don't joke with what will choke Stars, Beware of cease stars (sister) Your star can be taken unaware Don't rush for a horse band (husband) Your visions will all be crush Seeking instructions from on cool (uncle) Can bring your girl to destruction Think before you drink to sink and ...read more

  • This Is Bad! Series

    Contributed by Paul Decker on Dec 14, 2003
    based on 44 ratings
     | 3,894 views

    God has good in mind when He messes up our lives.

    THIS IS BAD! Matthew 1:18-25 S: Joseph Th: Courage at Christmas Pr: GOD HAS GOOD IN MIND WHEN HE MESSES UP OUR LIVES. ?: How? How is this observed with Joseph? KW: Inductive TS: We will find in our study of Joseph what God has in mind when He intervenes in our lives. The _____ aspect of ...read more

  • Fatherhood Ain't No Joke!

    Contributed by Joshua Blackmon on Jun 20, 2020
     | 3,393 views

    The father-child relationship was created by God to give an expression of aspects of His Nature. Godly fathers should strive to reflect our Heavenly Father in these.

    Fatherhood Ain't No Joke Introduction Dad jokes are the best. If you have never Googled dad joke challenges, Father's Day is a great day to. Dad jokes are corny and they are just too dry and corny not to laugh. A few that I find humorous are: "Dad, did you get a haircut?" ...read more

  • How Bad Is The Bad News? Series

    Contributed by Timothy Mills on Sep 18, 2006
     | 2,482 views

    When we hear bad news piled on, we ask, “How bad can this get?”

    Romans 3:9-20 When we hear bad news piled on, we ask, “How bad can this get?” We have hammered at sin. There is no relief this week. It is not my purpose to give you false hope, or build self-esteem. 1) “All are under sin.” V.9 • The Bible makes no exceptions, everyone is a sinner. You may think, ...read more

  • The Bad Company Of Bad Habits

    Contributed by Larry Turner on Jul 2, 2015
    based on 2 ratings
     | 14,884 views

    Bad habits can really bring us down. We need to replace them with good habits. This sermon encourages others to do so.

    The Bible says we are to confess our sins to one another. Therefore, I am going to confess a sin of mine to you this morning. In fact, it has become a habit. I feel comfortable confessing a habit of mine to you because I suspect that all of us are subject to this habit. The habit of mine is called ...read more

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