In Sermon Illustrations: "Wrong"

One Day A Little Girl Was Sitting And Watching ...

Contributed by Johnny Creasong on Apr 17, 2008

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, ...read more

Tags: Parenting

Denomination: Church Of God

A Young Lady Was Calling To Get An Appointment ...  PRO

Contributed by Charles Wallis on Jul 8, 2008

A young lady was calling to get an appointment for a massage. She called information to get the number for "Angels Touch Massage." She called the number and asked for prices. The person on the other end said "I would be glad to give you a massage, but I don’t think you would want a massage from ...read more

Tags: Holy Spirit In Believers

Denomination: Pentecostal

Forgiving Jerks

Contributed by W Pat Cunningham on Sep 7, 2008

Forgiving Jerks There's great power in our hands. It's the power to forgive a jerk-bully, a jerk-cheater, a jerk-thief. It’s powerful because it's unexpected. Jerks expect us to cry, run, or take revenge. The last thing they expect is forgiveness. That's why it's so disarming. Forgive them ...read more

Tags: Forgiveness For Others

Denomination: Catholic

Think About It: We Went Into Slavery Pagans; We ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Think about it: We went into slavery pagans; we came out Christians. We went into slavery pieces of property; we came out American citizens. We went into slavery with chains clanking about our wrists; we came out with American ballots in our hands. ... When we rid ourselves of prejudice, or racial ...read more

Tags: Miscellaneous

Responsible Membership  PRO

Contributed by Derrick Tuper on Jan 26, 2009

RESPONSIBLE MEMBERSHIP Author Jerry Bridges comments in an article on commitment, "As I have watched the parade of people through our church, and other churches, I wonder why so few commit themselves to a local body of believers in a significant way. Many sit and soak and do little else, and they ...read more

Tags: Church Purpose Of

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

Allure Of Lust And Greed

Contributed by David Baeder on Jun 10, 2009

ALLURE OF LUST AND GREED Last night they had another one of those Dateline stings. In the sting, an undercover agent poses as a 13-15 year old on the internet, in one of those on-line chat rooms. Almost every man who came to a house to meet an underage girl for immoral purposes had seen previous ...read more

Tags: Sin Bondage To

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

The Only One Pulling  PRO

Contributed by Guy Glass on Nov 2, 2009

THE ONLY ONE PULLING A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy doesn’t move. "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy doesn’t budge. "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer says, "Pull, Buddy, ...read more

Tags: Fathers Day, Church Body Of Christ

Denomination: Baptist

The Best Way To ...

Contributed by Jerry Glander on Jan 16, 2010

The Best Way to Pray A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said. "No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to ...read more

Tags: Prayer General, Confidence In Prayer

Denomination: Baptist

Mom, Why Do You Have White Hair???

Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on May 5, 2022

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks: “Why are some of your hairs white, ...read more

Tags: Sermon Introductions, Aging, Humor, Mothers, Mother's Day, Grandmothers  (view more)  (view less)

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Abraham Lincoln Once Said, ¡§if I Were To Try To ...  PRO

Contributed by Victor Yap on Jan 29, 2001

Abraham Lincoln once said, ¡§If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. I do the very best I know how -¡Vthe very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so until the end. If the end brings me out all right, what is ...read more

Tags: Judgment

Denomination: Independent/Bible

A Counselor Was Trying To Help A Man Who Had Come ...  PRO

Contributed by Howard Parnell on Sep 18, 2002

A counselor was trying to help a man who had come forward during an evangelistic meeting. "I’m a Christian," the man said, "but there’s sin in my life, and I need help." The counselor showed him I Jn. 1:9 and suggested that the man confess his sins to God. "Oh Father," the man began, "if we have ...read more

Tags: Confession Of Sin

Denomination: Baptist

My Father  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Oct 24, 2003

My Father is very patient and kind. My Father is not envious, never boastful. My Father is not arrogant. My Father is never rude, nor is He self-seeking. My Father is not quick to take offense. My Father keeps no score of wrongs. My Father does not gloat over my sins but is always glad when truth ...read more

Scripture: 1 Corinthians 13:4-7

Here Is A Letter From The Book Fearfully And ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

Here is a letter from the book Fearfully and Wonderfully Made, by P. Brand. “Dear Lord, I have been re-reading the record of the Rich Young Ruler and his obviously wrong choice. But it has set me thinking. No matter how much wealth he had, he could not-- ride in a car, have any surgery, turn on a ...read more

Tags: Parable Shrewd Manager

Turn Around

Contributed by Lonnie Erwin on Sep 27, 2007

Illustration: Turn Around Repentance is not basically a religious word. It comes from a culture where people were essentially nomadic and lived in a world with no maps or street signs. It’s easy to get lost walking through the desert. You become aware that the countryside is strange. You ...read more

Denomination: Baptist

On September 7, 1864, The "Loyal Colored People ...

Contributed by R. David Reynolds on Nov 18, 2007

On September 7, 1864, the “Loyal Colored People of Baltimore” presented a Bible to President Abraham Lincoln for his kind and humane outreach to their people. Lincoln gratefully responded with these words: “In regard to this Great Book, I have but to say, it is the best gift God has given to man. ...read more

Denomination: Methodist

He Had Been Married For 10 Years But Did Not ...

Contributed by Segun Omole on Feb 28, 2008

He had been married for 10 years but did not have any child even though he loved children. Everyone would ask him what was the problem. Some would even offer him medical advice free of charge but he kept trusting God and His word. He’d gone for several medical check ups and even his wife had been ...read more

Denomination: Pentecostal

Listen To Adrian Rogers: "It Is Better To Be ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 8, 2008

Listen to Adrian Rogers: “It is better to be divided by truth than to be united in error. It is better to speak the truth that hurts and then heals, then falsehood that comforts and then kills. It is not love and it is not friendship if we fail to declare the whole counsel of God. It is better to ...read more

Come Back To The Plumb Line

Contributed by Carl Allen on Sep 24, 2008

Come Back to the Plumb Line Every carpenter will tell you when they start to build a structure, one of the first things they are going to do is hang a plumb off of the first vertical post the install after it has been trued with a balance. So as they continue on in the building project, they can ...read more

Tags: God's Judgment

Denomination: Baptist

Passion For ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Oct 22, 2008

Passion for God A. W. Tozer said, “God dwells in a state of perpetual enthusiasm. He is delighted with all that is good and lovingly concerned about all that is wrong. He pursues His labors always in a fullness of holy zeal. No wonder the Spirit came at Pentecost as a sound of a rushing mighty ...read more

Tags: Zeal

Un-Christlike Christians

Contributed by Mark Eberly on Apr 6, 2009

UN-CHRISTLIKE CHRISTIANS A couple of months ago, there was a story on CNN of a Christian school basketball team that beat another team (another Christian school, I think) by the score of 100 to 0. It was a slaughter. The coach of the winning team, even though it was clear that the other team was ...read more

Tags: Christian Values

Denomination: Church Of God