Contributed by Melvin Newland on Oct 10, 2001
based on 178 ratings
| 4,714 views
ILL. Let me read a part of the list that several housewives compiled. They wrote that they were especially thankful:
"For automatic dishwashers because they make it possible for us to get out of the kitchen before the family comes back in for their after-dinner snacks.
"For husbands
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Skip Alexander on Jun 30, 2008
It was at a family reunion that a lot of pictures were taken. When the lady took them to the photo place she asked if they could be touched up, “wrinkles and such.” “Yes” he said: Well she said: “Could you take about 30 pounds off of me?” “Yes” he said: And
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007
based on 3 ratings
| 2,289 views
"True humour springs not more from the head than from the heart; it is not contempt, its essence is love; it issues not in
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Greg Wiens on Mar 30, 2010
On a lighter side here are some things that wise people like me like to ponder:
1. Why is there a best before date on Sour Cream?
2. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
3. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
4. If a cow laughed, would milk
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Mennonite
Contributed by James Snyder on May 9, 2020
During this time of seclusion, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly has spent some significant time binge-watching some of those Hallmark mystery movies. After a while, they all look alike, but my wife loves them, therefore, so do I.
The other night as we were watching, one of
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian Missionary Alliance
Contributed by Wayne Major on Apr 5, 2001
based on 144 ratings
| 3,025 views
A story is told of two men who worked in the audit department of a large bank. They made an overnight trip to a distant branch of the bank, and were dining in a local restaurant. The chief auditor told the other man, “First we’ll hit the tellers, and then get the vault.” They arrived at the bank
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Owen Bourgaize on Jun 30, 2001
based on 93 ratings
| 1,406 views
I used to work for an American bank that had the slogan "Quality Loyalty Consistency - QLC". This was drummed into its employees as a means of getting the most out of them. A colleague thought they were too demanding and countered the slogan - in private - with his own interpretation of what QLC
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Jul 10, 2001
based on 101 ratings
| 2,438 views
SOME MISSIONARY BIBLE TRANSLATORS were working very hard to find a word for peace in a primitive tribal language. At last, a native who was working with them found a combination of words that had the concept—“a heart that sits down.” So
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Jim Luthy on Aug 17, 2001
based on 103 ratings
| 2,755 views
It was a regular work day. There were 6 of us in a room—myself, two other men, and three women. One of the guys was talking about his vacation when one of the women handed him a knife and he stabbed me, right in the lower abdomen. The last thing I remembered before I passed out was the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Sermon Central