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On A Lighter Side Here Are Some Things That Wise ...
Contributed by Greg Wiens on Mar 30, 2010 (message contributor)
On a lighter side here are some things that wise people like me like to ponder:
1. Why is there a best before date on Sour Cream?
2. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
3. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
5. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
6. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
7. Why do banks charge you a "in-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
8. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
9. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
10. And if Solomon was the wisest man to have ever lived, then why did he end out his life so poorly?
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