Contributed by Jim Heidebrecht on Jun 21, 2007
                
                
                
                    MOVIE USHER:    
Use their flashlight to show you the way in a dark place.  
If something goes wrong, everyone looks to the guy who has been identified as knowing the way – by his jacket, his name tag, his silly hat, and his light
There was a young man working as an usher, and his manager asked
                    
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                    Contributed by John Perry on Apr 10, 2010
                
                
                
                    USHERING IN A CLEAN WORLD
There was a man named Dave who was blind. For a period of time we were working with him, bringing him to church and helping him out. Dave began to come along regularly; more than anything I think he liked the fact that people in our church cared about him. One day some of
                    
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                    One Sunday morning the usher dropped the collection plate on the floor. The money flew everywhere. Coins rolled and bills floated in the air. The congregation couldn’t help but laugh so the usher explained: “I couldn’t help but drop the plate – I
                    
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                    Contributed by Tony Abram on Apr 1, 2008
                
                
                
                    Head usher, to the pastor: "Your stewardship sermons are improving. Still no
                    
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                    As our Messiah Jesus is coming again to usher in His Millennial reign over the world as our rightful King of Kings and Prince of Peace.  Moody Bible Institute publishes the daily devotional guide TODAY IN THE WORD.  The devotional for June 19, 1992, contained this observation:
		A group of
                    
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                    Contributed by Peter Loughman on Dec 15, 2008
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF CHURCH ON CHRISTMAS EVE
Christmas Eve 1990. I came this close to being physically thrown out of church.
We were new to town and we heard that a certain church in town had a fantastic Christmas Eve service. So, we went with some friends, about ten of us total, to this
                    
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                    Contributed by Ken Kersten on Jan 15, 2010
                
                
                
                    FROM THE BALCONY
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man mumbled but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 3, 2008
                
                
                
                    I read about a person who went to a concert at a beautiful old theatre. At the end of the concert, this person noticed two ushers standing near his seat who were applauding harder than anybody else in the whole place. The man said that he was thrilled with this concert because of the talent of the
                    
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                    Contributed by Donnie  Martin on Sep 29, 2008
                
                
                
                    In his autobiography, Mahatma Gandhi wrote that during his student days he read the Gospels seriously and considered converting to Christianity. He believed that in the teachings of Jesus he could find the solution to the caste system that was dividing the people of India.
So one Sunday he decided
                    
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                    Contributed by Fred Sigle on Apr 20, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A PARAMEDIC was asked on a local Dallas TV talk-show program: “What was your most unusual and challenging 911 call?”
	
“Recently,” paramedic began, we got a call from that big white CHURCH on 11th and Walnut.  A frantic usher was very concerned that during their WORSHIP service an elderly man
                    
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                    Contributed by Tim Adams on Dec 1, 2009
                
                
                
                    A paramedic was asked on a local Dallas TV talk-show program: “What was your most unusual and challenging 911 call?” “Recently,” the paramedic began, “we got a call from that big white church on 11th and Walnut. A frantic usher was very concerned that during their worship service an elderly man
                    
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                    Gandhi, wrote in his autobiography that in his student days he was truly interested in the Bible. Deeply touched by reading the Gospels, he seriously considered becoming a convert, since Christianity seemed to offer the real solution to the caste system that was dividing the people of India. 
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