Contributed by Bret Toman on Jan 2, 2010
based on 4 ratings
| 6,854 views
ON SELF-CONTROL
When I’m at the pizza buffet and I’ve already had more than enough to eat, and I know there’s a good chance another slice will make me miserable for the next 3-4 hours and I eat it anyway .... I lack self control.
When I decide to stay up late and play video games or surf the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Ross Cochrane on Mar 11, 2010
We were standing in line to go into Church. It was a long line and we had to wait for some time for the doors to be opened. Although the auditorium seated 1,500 people, some people would have to come to the next service or sit in a "bad seat". You had to get to Church early to get a "good seat" (3
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Andrew Moffatt on Dec 20, 2010
MY OWN NEW BIKE
I remember when I was 8 years old I received what I had always wanted: I got a brand new Raleigh single speed bike, and it was blue with a white trim where the pipes were welded into the brackets, a black seat and chrome handles and painted blue mudguards that had a silver stripe
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Salvation Army
SHOOT THE MOON
The other day I needed to take my mind off things, so I opened my computer and played a game of hearts. Now, like all card games, no matter how diligent you play, there's time when the unexpected happens, and you're hand turns to disaster. One sneaky move from an opponent and it's
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by Garris Hudson on Nov 20, 2019
A lady purchased a parrot whose previous owner had taught him profanity and decided that she would reform him. The parrot learned a number of Christian words and Bible verses to replace the cuss words. However, the owner caught him cussing one day and grabbed him and said, "I'll teach
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Garris Hudson on Nov 7, 2022
A lady purchased a parrot whose previous owner had taught him profanity and decided that she would reform him. The parrot learned a number of Christian words and Bible verses to replace the cuss words. However, the owner caught him cussing one day and grabbed him and said, "I'll teach you
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Garris Hudson on Jun 26, 2023
based on 1 rating
| 1,456 views
A broken parent came to me and said, "Pastor Larry, I raised my kids in church. I raised my kids to follow Christ, know His Word and put Him first in their lives. They all made decisions for Christ in our church and were baptized. But, now that they have all graduated from high school, not
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Melvin Newland on Aug 14, 2001
based on 138 ratings
| 1,572 views
It is an old & familiar story, but let me use it again. Yakov Smirnoff, the Russian comedian, wrote a book, "Seeing the USA on Six Rubles a Day." In it he tells about being overwhelmed when he first entered an American supermarket & saw the great variety of products there. He just couldn’t
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Gordan Runyan on Aug 18, 2001
based on 84 ratings
| 1,998 views
ILLUSTRATION: One Christian speaker writes of a time of preaching and explaining the truth of the Bible at a particular college campus. After each meeting one young man kept coming to him and asking questions. “Yes, pastor, but what about this…?” and “Yes, pastor, but what about
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Presbyterian/Reformed
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Jun 2, 2002
based on 53 ratings
| 3,944 views
One day C.H. Spurgeon noticed a barn with a weather vane on its roof. At the top of the vane were these words: God is love. Spurgeon said to his friend that he thought this was an inappropriate place for such a message. He said, "Weather vanes are changeable, but God’s love is constant. His friend
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Ed Wood on Jun 3, 2002
based on 13 ratings
| 2,326 views
WORKING ON THE WRONG SIDE. A young boy asked his mother if he could help her wash the windows. She welcomed his offer and told him to begin with the one in the kitchen because it was the dirtiest. He went outside and worked diligently until he thought it was clean. Then with a dry cloth he rubbed
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Davon Huss on Oct 7, 2002
based on 2 ratings
| 6,546 views
A limerick conveys a message very pertinent to all of us in the Lord’s Body. There once were two cats of Killkenny. Each thought there was one cat too many. They fought and they spit, they clawed and they bit, till instead of two cats there weren’t any! How many times have we seen the saga of
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Troy Borst on Jan 16, 2003
based on 32 ratings
| 1,749 views
ILLUSTRATION… From Stress/Unstress by Keith W. Wehnert, 1981, Augsburg
Symptoms of Stress Overload
1. Decision-making becomes difficult (both major and minor kinds).
2. Excessive daydreaming or fantasizing about “getting away from it all.”
3. Increased use of cigarettes and/or alcohol.
4. Increased
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Mar 19, 2003
based on 47 ratings
| 2,963 views
[Long-Winded Driving]
A pastor and his wife were driving to visit Grandma and Grandpa for Christmas.
Their daughter asked the inevitable question, “Are we almost there?”
The father said, “No, we are still 150 miles away.”
She asked, “Well, how long is that?”
“Well, honey, it’s about three more
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Sermon Central