In Sermon Illustrations: "Take Off"

There Was A Manager Of A Minor League Baseball ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Sep 26, 2002

There was a manager of a minor league baseball team who was so disgusted with his center fielder’s performance that he ordered him to the dugout and assumed the position himself. The first ball that came into center field took a bad hop and hit the manager in the mouth. The next one was a high fly ...read more

Three Men Waiting In The Room For Expectant ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Nov 11, 2002

Three men waiting in the room for expectant fathers waited for word on the arrival of their infants. Some while later a nurse comes in and announces to one of the men that his wife had just given birth to twins. ’that’s amazing he said - I play for the Minnesota Twins’ ! About twenty minutes later ...read more

Tags: Parenting, Children

When I Went To A Crossways Conference The ...  PRO

Contributed by Curt Cizek on Apr 19, 2003

When I went to a Crossways conference the presenter spoke about his tour of the Holy Lands in 1998. The tour gude got on the bus, introduced himself as Amnon. He said that he was named after one of King David’s sons. The presenter said, "You mean the one that assaulted his half-sister Tamar?" ...read more

Scripture: Ephesians 1:1-14

Tags: Jesus Christ

Denomination: Lutheran

Boudreaux And Dufrene Were Drinking A Few Beers ...

Contributed by Louis Bartet on Apr 27, 2003

Boudreaux and Dufrene were drinking a few beers while driving around, when Boudreaux saw a roadblock ahead. He couldn’t turn around, so he told Dufrene, "peel the label off your bottle and put in on your forehead." "Are you crazy," Dufrene responded? "No! Just do it and let me do the talking," ...read more

Tags: Truth

Denomination: Assembly Of God

The Greatest Difference Of Religions Lies Between ...  PRO

Contributed by Tom Mccrossan on Jun 19, 2003

The greatest difference of religions lies between the Bible which says we can never save ourselves - that salvation is the gift of God through faith in Christ Jesus (Eph. 2:8-9); and all the other religions which say a person will be saved, reborn, made whole, or achieve fulfillment by keeping ...read more

Tags: World Religions

Denomination: Presbyterian/Reformed

Four Preachers Met For A Friendly Gathering. ...  PRO

Contributed by Jeff Simms on May 19, 2003

Four preachers met for a friendly gathering. During the conversation one preacher said, “Our people come to us and pour out their hearts, confess sins and needs. Let’s do the same. Confession is good for the soul.” In due time all agreed. One confessed he liked to go to the movies and would ...read more

Tags: Sin General

Denomination: Baptist

Bobby And Susie Were Playing Upstairs While ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jul 25, 2004

Bobby and Susie were playing upstairs while their mother was doing the dishes. All of the sudden, the children’s mother heard, "Thud, Thud, Thud...", and she ran to see what had happened. She went to the base of the stairs to find Susie curled up in a little ball and crying. Susie then told her ...read more

Tags: Children

A Methodist Minister Was Continually Bragging ...  PRO

Contributed by Charles R. Swindoll on Oct 13, 2004

• A Methodist minister was continually bragging to his Baptist minister friends about the greatness of his church. No matter what they said, he always found a way to claim that the Methodists were better. Eventually his friends got tired of this, and decided to play a prank on the Methodist. One ...read more

Tags: Death

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

I Am Thankful...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Nov 16, 2004

I AM THANKFUL... I am Thankful that we only elect presidents once every four years. I am Thankful that teenagers will grow up and that one day they will have children that will become teenagers of their own. I am Thankful that I am not a turkey this week. I am Thankful that the space available ...read more

Scripture: Philippians 2:1-8

Tags: Thanksgiving Holiday

Everyone Enjoys Holding And Looking At A New ...

Contributed by D. Greg Ebie on Dec 9, 2004

Everyone enjoys holding and looking at a new baby. Eventually the conversation will turn to something like this: “Oh she has her mommy’s eyes,” or “He looks like his dad.” As children grow up it’s amazing not only how much they may look like their parents, but even more so how much children act ...read more

Tags: Basics Of Christianity

Denomination: Assembly Of God

What Is This Mercy And Grace Exactly…  PRO

Contributed by Greg Buchner on May 5, 2005

What is this mercy and grace exactly… This past week I pulled my “Westminster Dictionary of Theological Terms” (one of those books I bought in seminary but very rarely open today  ) off my library shelf. While I often quote that grace is the “unmerited favor of God,” it was interesting to ...read more

Scripture: Titus 3:7, Luke 1:26-38

Tags: Grace

Denomination: Methodist

Snow Storms

Contributed by Bruce Howell on May 26, 2005

Snow Storms Just getting out of the driveway was a major feat during last year’s snow and ice storms. One co-worker was relating how he used his seven-year-old son’s baseball bat to smash the slick coat of ice on his driveway. He got cold and went inside for a cup of coffee before attempting to ...read more

Tags: Christian Disciplines

Denomination: Wesleyan

A Mother Was Putting Her Little Four-Year-Old ...  PRO

Contributed by Lynn Malone on Aug 8, 2005

A mother was putting her little four-year-old daughter to bed for the night. The child was afraid of the dark, and the mother, on this particular occasion, with her husband away, was fearful also. When the light was out, the child caught a glimpse of the moon outside the window. “Mommy,” she ...read more

Tags: Descriptions Of God

Denomination: Methodist

Perhaps The Best Illustration Of How This Truth ...  PRO

Contributed by Richard Tow on Sep 23, 2005

Perhaps the best illustration of how this truth can affect us is found in the sinking of the ship named Express of Ireland. As the ship began to sink in the cold Atlantic Ocean it was discovered that there were not enough life belts on board for all the passengers. On that ship were 130 Salvation ...read more

Tags: Examples Of Faith, Faith General

Denomination: Charismatic

Stress Reduction Salons

Contributed by Paul Wallace on Oct 12, 2005

Stress Reduction Salons About a dozen new “stress-reduction salons” have opened in the U.S. and also in Japan. Members of these Synchro Energize salons slip off their shoes, climb into beds and lie with eyes closed for the next 45 minutes. Spinning patterns of intense colors appear before their ...read more

Tags: Emotions

Denomination: Wesleyan

During One Of His Political Campaigns, A ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 8, 2005

During one of his political campaigns, a delegation called on Theodore Roosevelt at his home in Oyster Bay, Long Island. The President met them with his coat off and his sleeves rolled up. “Ah, gentlemen,” he said, “come down to the barn and we will talk while I do some work.” At the barn, ...read more

Tags: Sin General

Four Preachers Met For A Friendly Gathering. ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 16, 2005

Four preachers met for a friendly gathering. During the conversation one preacher said, “Our people come to us and pour out their hears, confess certain sins and needs. Let’s do the same. Confession is good for the soul.” In due time all agreed. One confessed he liked to go to movies and would ...read more

Tags: Sin Bondage To

A Dirty Dog  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 20, 2005

John Barrymore once played the role of a father who disapproved of the man his daughter planned to marry. In one scene, the daughter had to ask Barrymore what he thought of her fiancé, who had just exited. Barrymore was supposed to answer, “I think he’s a dirty dog.” One night, when the ...read more

Tags: Parenting

Security In The Rock  PRO

Contributed by Christian Cheong on Jan 1, 2006

SECURITY IN THE ROCK The rock badger hides in the crags in the rock. They are greyish in colour and blends well with the rocks. When a predator comes to attack, they will run into a hole, the crag in the rock. The vulture or eagle must sweep down on them before they get into the rocks. ...read more

Tags: God Brings Hope

Denomination: Independent/Bible

Great Pr: Companies Are Becoming More Creative In ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 13, 2006

Great PR: Companies are becoming more creative in how they support philanthropy. More are offering employees paid time off for volunteer work. Such policies make for excellent public relations. In today’s still-tight labor market, companies are also betting that work-life benefits such as volunteer ...read more

Tags: Workplace