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On An Old ‘amos And Andy' Television Program, ...
Contributed by R. David Reynolds on Mar 5, 2008 (message contributor)
“On an old ‘Amos and Andy’ television program, Andy was angry. There was a big man who would continually slap him across the chest every time they met. Andy finally had enough of it. He told Amos, ‘I’m going to get revenge. I put a stick of dynamite in my vest pocket. The next time he slaps me on the chest he’s going to get his hand blown off.’ But Andy forgot that the dynamite would also blow his own heart out. Revenge may hurt the other person, but it always blows our own heart out as well.” [SOURCE: --Gaylord Goertsen in The Christian Leader (February 26, 1991). Christianity Today, Vol. 35, no. 7].
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Ignorance is bliss! Maybe I should say innocence is bliss. A world of rich possibilities and dreams carry many young people from high school graduation to attend college and eventually a career. These innocent minds leave home and if they aren’t already, they are seduced into allowing their ...read more
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Once There Was This Man Who Was The "Picture ... PRO
Contributed by Andrew Chan on Feb 5, 2004
Once there was this man who was the "picture perfect Christian". Tithes, attendance, participation in activities you name it, he was it! One day as he was praying, he asked the Lord, "Lord I wonder if I have been an obedient enough child that I might ask one favor when I die?" Well the Lord ...read more
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10. Is It Really Possible To Introduce ... PRO
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A Man Was Walking Down A Dark Street. All Of ...
Contributed by Douglas Dudley on Feb 10, 2005
A man was walking down a dark street. All of sudden a robber jumped out with a gun and said, " give me your money." The man replied, " Hey, you can’t do this to me! I’m a United states ...read more
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