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Don't Eat The Peanuts!

Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Nov 20, 2019

A pastor went to call on one of the elderly widows of his church. While visiting with her, he noticed a big bowl of shelled peanuts on the coffee table. During the long conversation with the little old widow, the pastor began nibbling on the peanuts and soon the entire bowl was empty! The ...read more

Scripture: Galatians 6:7

Tags: Deception, Hospitality, Humor, Pastors, Jokes  (view more)  (view less)

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

How To Persuade A Burglar

Contributed by Larry Hinkle on Jun 12, 2020

An elderly Widow woke in the middle of the night, alerted by a noise> She tiptoed down steps to discover she had a Burglar in her home. She shouted at the intruder, “Stop in the name of the Lord, repent for the forgiveness of your sins. Acts 2:38!” the burglar immediately froze, raised both arms ...read more

Scripture: John 16:8, Acts 2:38, Hebrews 9:14

Tags: Persuasion, Communication, Conscience, Conviction

Denomination: Methodist

A Former Dean Of St Paul's Cathedral, W R Inge, ...  PRO

Contributed by Owen Bourgaize on Jun 16, 2001

A former Dean of St Paul’s Cathedral, W R Inge, famously observed that any church which enters into a marriage with the spirit of the ...read more

Tags: Church Purpose Of, Call Of The Disciples, Universalism

Denomination: Baptist

Cohabitors Who Never Marry Have 78% Less Wealth ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 14, 2008

Cohabitors who never marry have 78% less wealth than the continuously married; cohabitors who have been divorced or widowed once have ...read more

Tags: Marriage General

The Clouds Move—but Slowly (Grief)

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

THE CLOUDS MOVE-BUT SLOWLY (grief) I heard her talking about it on the radio. A thoughtful young lady, to be sure. She was discussing her grief - the grief of losing her husband after only two years of marriage. He was a policeman. She knew the dangers he faced, but was proud that he truly cared ...read more

Tags: Easter Resurrection

Rest In Peace  PRO

Contributed by James Owens on Dec 15, 2004

Illustration There was a widow who had “Rest In Peace” put on her husband’s tombstone. When she found out that he left her ...read more

Tags: Forgiveness For Others

Denomination: Church Of God

According To George Pyne (A Nascar Executive In ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

According to George Pyne (a NASCAR executive in 2004) NASCAR fans come from all regions, income levels, and demographics. One-third of all adult Americans are NASCAR fans. 40% are women. And NASCAR is the fastest-growing sport among racial minorities who now make up 20% of its fan-base. In ...read more

Tags: God's Provision

After Love, Book Collecting Is The Most ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

"After love, book collecting is the most ...read more

Tags: Books And Literature

Books Had Instant Replay Long Before Televised ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

Books had instant replay long before ...read more

Tags: Books And Literature

In A Scottish Cemetery The Following Epitaph ...  PRO

Contributed by Russell Brownworth on Jan 11, 2001

In a Scottish cemetery the following epitaph appears on a new tombstone: Here lies Hamish McTavish, Whose deeply sorrowing widow continues To carry on his flourishing ...read more

Tags: Grace, Death, Grieving,

Denomination: United Methodist

This Week I Came Across This Tongue Firmly ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

This week I came across this tongue firmly implanted in cheek article titled “Pastor Quits Sports”. Here is why this pastor quit going to sporting events: 1. Every time I went they asked me for money. 2. The people with whom I had to sit didn’t seem very friendly. 3. The seats were too hard and ...read more

Tags: Church Body Of Christ

From My Departed Husband  PRO

Contributed by Greg Madden on Jun 4, 2003

FROM MY DEPARTED HUSBAND A couple from north Oklahoma decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because they both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on Thursday, ...read more

Scripture: John 13:31-35

Tags: Hell, Heaven, Death

Denomination: Pentecostal

When We Compromise With The World We Lose Our ...  PRO

Contributed by Owen Bourgaize on Apr 22, 2001

When we compromise with the world we lose our fellowship with God. A former Dean of St Paul’s, W R Inge, famously observed that any church that enters into a marriage with the spirit of the age "will soon ...read more

Scripture: Joshua 17:16, Joshua 17:13, Jeremiah 2:4-13

Tags: Holiness, Call Of The Disciples, Church Body Of Christ

Denomination: Baptist

Bill Hybels, Author And Founding Pastor Of ...

Contributed by Dale Pilgrim on Feb 16, 2008

Bill Hybels, author and founding pastor of Willow Creek Church in South Barrington, IL wrote, ...read more

Denomination: Salvation Army

There Are Compensations For Growing Older. One ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

There are compensations for growing older. One is the realization that to be sporting isn't at all necessary. It is a ...read more

Tags: Hardship Of Life

The Devil Always Fights The Church When The ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 8, 2005

The Devil always fights the church when the church is on the move. Charles Spurgeon used to say that Satan never kicks a dead horse. Satan knew that the church was on the move, so he attacked it. In Acts 2 we read that 3000 people were converted. Then what happened? According to Acts 4, Satan came ...read more

Tags: Paranormal

F.b.meyer Told Of A Preacher Who Was ...

Contributed by Stephen Wright on May 7, 2005

F.B.Meyer told of a preacher who was marvellously used of God. He dreamed one night that he was beginning to take pride in himself and his gifts. An angel told him that his success was due primarily to a poor widow who ...read more

Tags: Humility

Denomination: Baptist

We Call That Person Who Has Lost His Father, An ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower, that man who has lost his wife...And that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing his friend, by what name ...read more

Tags: Compassion

Not Long Ago, Off The Coast Of The Dominican ...

Contributed by Patrick Nix on Jul 9, 2010

Not long ago, off the coast of the Dominican Republic, a couple was attempting to break the free-diving record (a sport of testing how deep a person can go on one gulp of air). After Audrey had descended to the predetermined depth of 561 ft, her lift bag tragically did not inflate. What should ...read more

Tags: Change

Denomination: Baptist

Certain Disreputable Citizen Met His Demise. In ...

Contributed by Guy Mcgraw on Jun 17, 2009

A certain disreputable citizen met his demise. In conducting his funeral the preacher, carried away with his own oratory, waxed eloquent in eulogizing the deceased. He went on and on. The widow, knowing the deceased better than the preacher did, whispered to ...read more

Tags: Evangelism, Evangelism Urgency