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Don't Eat The Peanuts!
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Nov 20, 2019 (message contributor)
A pastor went to call on one of the elderly widows of his church. While visiting with her, he noticed a big bowl of shelled peanuts on the coffee table. During the long conversation with the little old widow, the pastor began nibbling on the peanuts and soon the entire bowl was empty! The pastor profusely apologized to the woman for eating all of her shelled peanuts and was very embarrassed.
The sweet little old lady replied, "That's okay, Pastor. It's no problem. You see, three weeks ago I had all of my teeth pulled. Since that time, I've just been sucking the chocolate off of the peanuts and spitting them back in that bowl!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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