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                    A teen boy was trying to sneak his date back into her home very late at night. He stood at the door as she headed up the stairs, but she was met at the top by her angry father. He told her to go to her room, then walked down to the young man. “Did I hear the clock strike four just a few moments
                    
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                    Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Jul 23, 2007
                
                
                
                    Illustration: A group of soldiers on the front line sneak out of battle, go deeply into safe territory, and play cards in a shack somewhere; they are unlikely to be attacked by the enemy because they have fled from the battle.  It is the same with us - if we are not aggressively seeking to make a
                    
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                    Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Mar 30, 2009
                
                
                
                    The most famous egg parasites are birds. Cuckoos and cowbirds, for example, sneak their eggs into the nests of other species. The victims often accept an interloper egg and raise the chick.
The people in Jeremiah’s day had become rich dishonestly, and had forsaken the Lord. 
                    
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                    Contributed by Willem Nel on Mar 26, 2011
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING
In 1945, Arsenal were playing Russian giants Dynamo Moscow in London when a thick fog descended over the ground. The referee refused to abandon the game as the visitors had come such a long way, but it was impossible to see what was going on.  It is said that an Arsenal
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 20, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    One fine Spring Sunday morning, a Priest was gazing out of a rectory window at a nearby Trout Stream. "Today would be a good day to sneak off and go fishing", he thought. The weather was perfect, his fly rod had new string, he had very recently heard reports of a good Trout run, and the Associate
                    
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                    Contributed by Alan Chandler on Mar 18, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    EQUAL TO THE OPPORTUNITY
Zig Ziglar tells the story of boy that went with his mother to the old general store.  He liked to sneak away from his mother and when no one was looking he would dip his finger into the large barrel of molasses.  
The storekeeper caught him doing this and decided to
                    
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                    Contributed by David Parks on Jun 2, 2004
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Just Next To Me
	Our preacher sure did pour it on,
	But he just let me be. 
	He took the starch all out of them
	That sat just next to me.
	You should have heard the things he said;
	It was true as it could be; 
	He burned the seat from under them
	That sat just next to me.
	He hit the nail square
                    
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                    Contributed by Bobby Scobey on Jul 12, 2007
                
                
                
                    The father of a small boy would occasionally sneak into a neighbor’s orchard and pluck some of the choicest fruit.  He always made sure, however, that "the coast was clear."  One day with his son tagging along, after carefully looking in every direction and seeing no one, he crept through the
                    
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                    THE SPIRIT TOLD ME TO
A young man went on a week's silent retreat. Midway through the week, in the early afternoon on the Wednesday, he was feeling hungry, and so he decided to sneak down to the shops when he thought no one was looking.
Unfortunately, as he started to go out of the gate of the
                    
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                    Contributed by Jerry Wood on Dec 11, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    SNEAKY SNAKE  
	Sneaky Snake was the meanest animal in the forest.  He loved to sneak up on the other animals and bite them with his sharp fangs. He had bitten everybody that had ever tried to be his friend; so, he did not have a single friend in the whole world, not even one.
	One day, he was
                    
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                    Contributed by Melvin Newland on Feb 23, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    The story is told about a professional football player who didn’t like to obey curfew, & many nights he sneaked out.  He would take blankets & pillows & put them under the covers of his bed, so that when the coach checked his room, it would look like he was sound asleep like all the others.
  
                    
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                    Contributed by S Henriques on Jan 27, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    One husband arrived home very early in the morning, after being out all night, drinking and brawling. He sneaked up the stairs quietly, doing his best not to awaken his wife. He looked in the bathroom mirror and bandaged the bumps and bruises he’d received in one of his fights that night. He then
                    
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