Contributed by Ed Wood on Jun 7, 2002
The legendary Bear Bryant once told a second string quarterback to go in the game and run out clock. The quarterback ran two plays, then throws a pass intercepted by an All American safety. The quarterback, who is the slowest man on field, catches him on 1 yard line. Other coach asked, how? And
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 11, 2002
based on 8 ratings
| 3,388 views
Boss’ Sign
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I’m the Boss." He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Jun 11, 2002
Being criticized is not a problem if you develop a positive way of dealing with it. Winston Churchill had the following words of Abe Lincoln framed on the wall of his office: "I do the very best I can, I mean to keep going. If the end brings me out all right, then what is said against me won’t
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Don Hawks on Jun 19, 2002
based on 1 rating
| 2,663 views
From a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip);
CALVIN (Calling father at work): Hi Dad, it’s me Calvin. How’s Work Going? Uh-huh. Pretty out isn’t it? Yup. Are you bringing me any presents home tonight?..No? Well I just thought I’d ask. Listen, I suppose you’re wondering why I
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 26, 2002
based on 66 ratings
| 2,433 views
Augustine, while puzzling over the doctrine of the Trinity, was walking along the beach one day when he observed a young boy with a bucket, running back and forth to pour water into a little hole. Augustine asked, "What are you doing?" The boy replied, "I’m trying to put the ocean into this hole."
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Oct 18, 2000
based on 9 ratings
| 2,583 views
The young salesman was disappointed about losing a big sale, and as he talked with his sales manager he lamented, "I guess it just proves you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink." The manager replied, "Son, take my advice: your job is not to make him drink. Your job is to make
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 17, 2002
based on 10 ratings
| 3,918 views
Life at the Brink
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. A passerby pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he
...read more
Tags:
based on 2 ratings
| 2,760 views
GOD'S HOMING DEVICE
It is interesting to note how many creatures of nature have what scientists have called a homing instinct.
“The question has sometimes been raised whether or not man ever possessed this same homing instinct and lost it through the ages in his preoccupation with other things”.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
United Methodist
Contributed by Richard White on Sep 25, 2002
based on 10 ratings
| 2,510 views
The musical "1776" is based on the events of the first Continental Congress around the time of the writing of the Declaration of Independence. The messenger comes in everyday with a message from General George Washington. It appeared such correspondence was going on for about a year. Each letter
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Dana Chau on Oct 1, 2002
based on 13 ratings
| 1,004 views
If you don’t have strong beliefs, you won’t have the power for flexible persistence. We’ve all heard about Thomas Edison, who performed 10,000 experiments before he perfected the incandescent light. He believed, and he persisted despite 9,999 failed attempts.
You may know of Paul Ehrlich, who
...read more
Denomination:
*other
Contributed by Dan Cormie on Oct 18, 2002
based on 4 ratings
| 1,954 views
Frank Laden, the former coach of Utah Jazz in the seventies, had problems with a basketball player, and so he summoned the talented but troubled man to his
office. Looking the player in the eye, the coach finally asked, "My son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?" What was
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Mennonite
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Jun 12, 2001
Being criticized is not a problem if you develop a positive way of dealing with it. Winston Churchill had the following words of Abe Lincoln framed on the wall of his office: "I do the very best I can, I mean to keep going. If the end brings me out all right, then what is said against me won’t
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Timothy Jones on Jan 13, 2003
based on 3 ratings
| 3,837 views
A college-football coach was faced with the possibility that his star player might be declared academically ineligible, so he pleaded with the math professor not to flunk the kid. "Tell you what, coach," said the professor, "I'll ask him a question in your presence. If he gets it right, Ill pass
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Holiness
Contributed by Paul Durbin on Feb 16, 2003
based on 52 ratings
| 3,162 views
One day, my son Jonathan came home from preschool with a picture of Adam and Eve he
had colored. He began to tell me the story of creation, and it seemed as though he had
his facts down pretty well. "Adam and Eve disobeyed God because they ate the fruit God
told them not to eat," he
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Jonathan Busch on Feb 23, 2003
based on 28 ratings
| 5,202 views
CAN'T BUY ME LOVE
A minister was speaking to the Sunday school about the things money can’t buy. “It can’t buy laughter and it can’t buy love” he told them.
Driving his point home he said, “What would you do if I offered you $1,000 not to love your mother and father?” Stunned
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Jun 6, 2003
based on 3 ratings
| 3,300 views
Vacationing in Arizona, a group of British tourists spots a cowboy by the side of the road, with his ear to the ground.
"What’s going on?" they asked.
"Two horses, one gray-one chestnut, are pulling a wagon carrying 2 men,” the cowboy says.
"One man is wearing a red shirt and the other a black
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Tom Mccrossan on Jun 19, 2003
based on 22 ratings
| 3,790 views
A Muslim in Africa became a Christian and some of his friends asked him, “Why have you done such a thing?” He answered, “Well, its like this: Suppose you were going down the road and suddenly the road forked in two directions. You didn’t know which way to go; and there at the fork were two men—one
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Presbyterian/Reformed
Contributed by Jeff Simms on Jul 8, 2003
based on 9 ratings
| 2,598 views
One New Year’s Eve at London’s Garrick Club, British dramatist Frederick Lonsdale was asked by Symour Hicks to reconcile with a fellow member. The two had quarreled in the past and never restored their friendship. “You must,” Hicks said to Lonsdale. “It is very unkind to be unfriendly at such a
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Tom Doubt on Jul 11, 2003
based on 2 ratings
| 1,485 views
The Washington Capitals were playing the Florida Panthers [Feb. 1997]. The Capitals Peter Bondra kneed the Panthers Ray Shepphard, who had to be carried off the ice. Bondra was given a 5 minute major penalty. The next period, Johan Garpenlov of the Panthers slashed the Capitals Joe Juneau, who
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Sermon Central