In Sermon Illustrations: "Rules"

Erma Bombeck – Wrote Something Called Rules…  PRO

Contributed by Steve Malone on Jul 10, 2003

Erma Bombeck – wrote something called rules… 1) Never have more children than you have car windows. 2) Never loan your car to someone to whom you have given birth. 3) Pick your friends carefully. A "friend" never goes on a diet when you are fat or tells you how lucky you are to have a husband who ...read more

Tags: Basics Of Christianity, Relationships, Marriage, Law, Men And Women  (view more)  (view less)

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

Long Ago, There Ruled In Persia A Wise And Good ...  PRO

Contributed by Jason Cole on Mar 2, 2004

Long ago, there ruled in Persia a wise and good king. He loved his people. He wanted to know how they lived. He wanted to know about their hardships. Often he dressed in the clothes of a working man or a beggar, and went to the homes of the poor. No one whom he visited thought that he was their ...read more

Tags: Christmas Advent

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

In Water-Safety Courses A Cardinal Rule Is Never ...  PRO

Contributed by Erik Estep on Apr 30, 2004

In water-safety courses a cardinal rule is never to swim out to a drowning man and try to help him as long as he’s thrashing around. To do so is basically to commit suicide. As long as a drowning man thinks he can help himself, he’s dangerous to anyone who tries to help him. The reason why is ...read more

Scripture: Luke 11:13

Tags: Holy Spirit Baptism, Holy Spirit In Believers

Denomination: Baptist

Notice John Wesley’s Rule For Christian ...  PRO

Contributed by Evie Megginson on Apr 17, 2001

Notice John Wesley’s Rule for Christian Living Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all the ways you can, In all the places you can, At all the times you ...read more

Tags: Commitment To Christ, Christian Disciplines, Love Of The Disciples

Denomination: Baptist

Long Ago, There Ruled In Persia A Wise And Good ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

"Long ago, there ruled in Persia a wise and good king. He loved his people. He wanted to know how they lived. He wanted to know about their hardships. Often he dressed in the clothes of a working man or a beggar, and went to the homes of the poor. No one whom he visited thought that he was their ...read more

Tags: God's Provision

The New Golden Rule For Business, First Developed ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 10, 2008

The New Golden Rule for business, first developed by Fred Reichheld, loyalty expert and author, is the one statistic that increasingly is taken most seriously by investors. Originally dubbed the Net Promoter Score, it could also be called the Customer Evangelism Score. It may be the most revealing ...read more

Tags: Workplace Success

Any Fool Can Make A Rule, And Any Fool Will ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool ...read more

Tags: Commandments General

Each Problem That I Solved Became A Rule Which ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards ...read more

Tags: Hardship Of Life

He Who Reigns Within Himself And Rules His ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires, and ...read more

Tags: Self

Man Who Man Would Be, Must Rule The Empire Of ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Man who man would be, Must rule the ...read more

Tags: Self

I Think Success Has No Rules, But You Can Learn ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"I think success has no rules, but you can learn a ...read more

Tags: Hardship Of Life

Carols Legal: "No Court Has Ever Ruled That The ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 27, 2006

Carols Legal: “No court has ever ruled that the Constitution requires government officials to censor Christmas carols, eliminate all references to Christmas, or silence those who celebrate ...read more

Tags: Christmas

You Know The Old Rule: He Who Have The Fastest ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

You know the old rule: He who have the fastest cart never ...read more

Tags: Sports

Dont Ask Too Much Of Any Set Of Rules. Think Of ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Dont ask too much of any set of rules. Think of how long it is taking to put ...read more

Tags: Commandments General

New Rules Barna Research Group Has Identified The ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 6, 2006

New Rules Barna Research Group has identified the following New Rules for the next generation. Some will encourage you, others will cause alarm. 1. Personal relationships count. Institutions don’t. 2. The process is more important than the product. 3. Aggressively pursue diversity among ...read more

Tags: What Is Evangelism?

Direct Mail Rules: A Recent Pitney Bowes Survey ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 18, 2006

Direct Mail Rules: A recent Pitney Bowes survey shows that consumers prefer snail mail to e-mail when it comes to maintaining relationships. 34% say paper direct mail is the best medium for achieving this. Next is prints ads, 30%; television, 25%; and radio, 5%. E-mail ...read more

Tags: Communication General

Now I'm A Fisherman And The First Rule Of Fishing ...  PRO

Contributed by Ken Schlenker on Aug 7, 2002

Now I’m a fisherman and the first rule of fishing is to stay afloat in your boat. I can’t begin to tell you how many times I would wake up and walk outside to take a deep breath and smell the air to catch an understanding of the humidity. I’d then look up at the horizon and I see how many clouds ...read more

Tags: Help

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

We Always Hear "The Rules" From The Feminine ...  PRO

Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Feb 22, 2002

We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. Now you get to hear the guys’ point of view. These are our rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are ...read more

Tags: Marriage Obligations, Romantic Love

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Although He Follows No Rules, We Know Satan ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 28, 2008

Although he follows no rules, we know Satan attacks on three fronts: through the flesh, through the world, and by direct assault. The Flesh: In the 1936 Spanish civil war, Franco’s Loyalist Army defeated the Republican Army in Madrid. It was the key battle of the war and led to the establishment ...read more

Tags: Satan

Peanut Butter Theology

Contributed by Todd Catteau on May 27, 2015

I don’t like peanut butter. Some people get very upset when I tell them that. It’s nothing personal. It’s not a character flaw. I just don’t like it. I don’t even like the smell of it. My mother told me I ate a lot of peanut butter when I was young, so maybe I just reached my limit. My two ...read more

Scripture: Matthew 7:12

Tags: Generosity, Golden Rule, Thoughtfulness, Sympathize

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ