Contributed by Alan Perkins on Apr 21, 2002
based on 16 ratings
| 3,027 views
The comedian Jeff Foxworthy became famous with his routine, "You might be a redneck if . . . " Here are some of my favorites:
You might be a redneck if the directions to your house include the phrase "turn off the paved road".
You might be a redneck if your front porch
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Timothy Smith on Jul 19, 2004
based on 2 ratings
| 1,469 views
William T. Barker tells about a machinist that worked at the Ford motor company after it had been first started in Detroit. This machinist over the next few years “borrowed” various tools and parts from the company, which he had never returned. While this practice was not condoned it was more or
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian Church
Contributed by Tim Zingale on Jan 24, 2005
based on 5 ratings
| 3,727 views
It was the end of the autumn season, past bulb-planting time.
The greenhouse operator had gathered all the unsold tulip bulbs and, finding that these leftovers were mostly in inferior anyway, was bagging them for the trash bin. The good ones had been sold, so he wasn’t concerned about the loss of
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
John 4:35
One morning, my lawn was full of dandelions. They were beautiful. Most people hate them. My neighbors had treated their lawns, as there were but a few dandelions there.
For anyone who likes dandelion salad, or indulges in what I have heard as dandelion wine, my yard was ready that
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Curtis Emerson on Jul 30, 2010
I was reading a blog about “who should get the credit” and I wonder if any of you have some of these same ideas.
One person wrote;
“you know this phony god of yours has it good, it gets all the credit for everything good, and man gets all the credit for everything bad ... the best of both worlds”.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by Paul Barreca on Apr 8, 2012
based on 3 ratings
| 3,598 views
WAR HORSE: PERSEVERENCE
Last week, I watched "War Horse." It's a Steven Spielberg film about a young English boy and his horse.
The family is about to lose their farm because dad bought a horse for his son. The father bears a war injury and cannot tend the farm. He spends his last money
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Robert Leroe on Dec 9, 2008
based on 2 ratings
| 2,630 views
FAIR-WEATHER CHRISTIANS
During the American Revolution, farmers who joined the Continental Army during the spring and summer went AWOL in the fall and winter. They were known as "summer soldiers". They signed up with the Army after their crops were planted, they fought the British over the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Congregational
based on 1 rating
| 893 views
JAMES 1:21 - "Therefore, get rid of all moral filth and the evil that is so prevalent and humbly accept the word planted in you, which can save you."
A person must put off every dirty thing and lay it off to the side away from himself. If he enjoys the dirt and filth, then his mind is
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Joel Pankow on Mar 26, 2002
based on 43 ratings
| 3,480 views
Seeing Jesus hanging on the cross and seeing blood and water pour from his side is not an attractive sight. But we put this on our walls - because the message to us is clear - we are healed by his wounds. You might compare it to donating blood. It isn’t
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on May 23, 2003
When a speck of dust blow into an eye, instinctively the eye is rubbed with a finger.
There is no debate with the finger about whether to help the eye.
Later, after pulling down the lid, causing the eye to water, the speck is washed out.
In a short time the eye is back to normal.
But
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 12 ratings
| 4,074 views
It’s as impossible to imitate or copy Kingdom life without Kingdom birth as it is for a fish to live out of water and breathe air like a human being. It is not a matter of trying harder – or attending “fish church”. That poor fish can try and try till it is blue in the gills and it
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
United Methodist
Contributed by James Buchanan on Sep 12, 2003
based on 5 ratings
| 4,329 views
The Bible Society of South Africa reports that in an early draft of their translation of the Bible into Southern Sotho (one of many South African dialects), the typesetter typed "jwala" (which means "beer") instead of "jwalo" (which is translated "so"). The result of Genesis 1:9
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Steve Greene on Nov 29, 2006
based on 2 ratings
| 1,660 views
Noah could have been the poster child for obedience. But I wonder if Noah ever felt foolish out there building a boat out in his back yard. Were there days when he thought about quitting? For Noah, building this boat was a huge step of
...read more
Denomination:
Nazarene
Contributed by Danny Rogers on Nov 29, 2006
based on 4 ratings
| 3,738 views
Hold up an empty glass. Ask, “Do you know how to get the air out of this glass?” We cannot suck the air out. The answer is simple. Take a pitcher of water and fill the glass. Explain: Now the air is gone. The victory in the Christian life is not
...read more
Scripture:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Mark Eberly on Oct 14, 2009
As you find your place, did you know that Noah did not do any fishing while on the ark. You would think that fishing would be a staple while you wait for the water to recede. But I guess he
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Church Of God
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Oct 10, 2011
KINGDOM INFRASTRUCTURE
America’s economic health is partly dependent upon infrastructure: speedy roads, bridges, trains, electrical capacity, usable water, high speed internet, trained or skilled workers, etc.
Healthy churches are foundational to getting God’s work done: they support the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Sermon Central