Contributed by Alan Perkins on Apr 21, 2002
based on 16 ratings
| 3,025 views
The comedian Jeff Foxworthy became famous with his routine, "You might be a redneck if . . . " Here are some of my favorites:
You might be a redneck if the directions to your house include the phrase "turn off the paved road".
You might be a redneck if your front porch
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 30, 2002
based on 1 rating
| 4,486 views
THE BEGINNING OR THE END?
At the close of the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia, September 15-17, 1787, James Madison penned these words:
“Whilst the last members were signing [the Constitution], Dr. [Benjamin] Franklin, looking towards the president’s chair, at the back of
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Melvin Newland on Jul 2, 2002
based on 7 ratings
| 2,124 views
I heard a story about a girl who went off to college. She didn’t write very often, but on this one occasion she wrote her parents. When they got the letter they were elated. But when they opened it, it read,
"Dear mom & dad, I would have written sooner but all my stationery burned up when
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Mary Lewis on Jul 2, 2002
based on 16 ratings
| 3,525 views
When we give our lives to Christ, the Scripture tells us that Jesus comes to dwell in our hearts through the Holy Spirit.
Sometimes this can be a difficult concept to get hold of
I heard a story about a 7-yr.-old girl who told her three-year-old sister that she had found Jesus and that she had
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Tim Zingale on Aug 24, 2002
based on 73 ratings
| 1,892 views
" An organist was practicing one day in a great church in Europe. A man came up to the organ and asked if he could play. The organist looked at him and thought to himself. I shouldn’t let this man play, just look at him, he is unshaven, his clothes are soiled, he looks like a bum. So he told the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Sep 20, 2002
based on 69 ratings
| 3,032 views
[No Answer]
A man in Dundee, Sctoland, was confined to bed for forty years, having broken his neck in a fall at age fifteen.
But his spirit remained unbroken, and his cheer and courage so inspired people that he enjoyed a constant stream of guests.
One day a visitor asked him, “Doesn’t Satan ever
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Jim Kane on Oct 3, 2002
based on 13 ratings
| 2,149 views
Among the treasures of our home are two quilts. One hangs on the quilt rack in the entry hallway of our home. On one section of that quilt are many names of a particular congregation we have served.
A second quilt given to us by another congregation hangs over the back of the rocker in our living
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Church Of God
Contributed by Jeff Strite on Nov 10, 2002
based on 1 rating
| 2,404 views
How many of you have heard of the tooth fairy? (The question met with a little laughter as everyone raised their hands). I read a story not so long ago about a woman whose 2nd grader had collected a fair amount of money from the "tooth fairy." Every time her daughter Rachel lost a tooth, they’d put
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Nov 11, 2002
Many years ago, something unusual happened in a Moscow theatre that illustrates the convicting and transforming power of the Gospel. Matinee idol, Alexander Rostovzev was converted while playing the role of Jesus in a sacrilegious play entitled, ¡°Christ In A Tuxedo.¡± He was supposed to read two
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Aaron Burgess on Nov 19, 2002
based on 123 ratings
| 5,221 views
THE KIDS ARE COMING
The day before Thanksgiving an elderly man in Phoenix called his son in New York and said to him, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough. We’re sick of each other, and so you call your sister in
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Steve Malone on Dec 10, 2002
based on 38 ratings
| 2,052 views
Let me close off with a baptism I was able to witness in Lexington. A man after the service was baptized, he was in a wheel chair, he had MS. Before he was baptized into Christ, he shared this story. He said that he was so pumped about being baptized that he woke up at 4 in the morning. And
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Donnie Martin on Feb 16, 2003
based on 42 ratings
| 1,545 views
In 1904 William Borden, heir to the Borden Dairy Estate, graduated from a Chicago high school a millionaire. His parents gave him a trip around the world. Traveling through Asia, the Middle East, and Europe gave Borden a burden for the world’s hurting people. Writing home, he said, “I’m going to
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Paul Kallan on Mar 5, 2003
based on 61 ratings
| 4,090 views
Once there was a father with a son who was lazy. He tried to convince his son that he should join him in the work on his farm. The son was not convinced. The father was actually worried, how his son would earn his living after his death. Therefore, before his death, the father called his son and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Catholic
Contributed by Gregg Bitter on Mar 10, 2003
based on 28 ratings
| 5,359 views
Marathon runners often reach the point where they wonder whether they can keep going. They hit the wall. They doubt they can finish the race. Their muscles burn with pain; their strength is gone. They feel defeated.
As we run our Christian lives, we can reach that point too. Faced with our sin, we
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by Tom Doubt on Jun 30, 2003
A man went fishing on the Susquehanna River, near Harrisburg, PA. in the spring time. The water was raging, so rather than rowing, he tied his boat to a tree and let the rope out so the boat could get offshore. The line untied from the tree and the boat was swept away, only to be dashed to pieces
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sean Smuts on Aug 4, 2003
based on 25 ratings
| 8,468 views
1.A young girl once consulted with her minister. “I cannot stick it out any longer. I am the only Christian in the factory where I work. I get nothing but taunts and sneers. It is more than I can stand. I am going to resign.” “Will you tell me,” asked the minister, “where lights are placed?” “What
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Mennonite
based on 37 ratings
| 2,055 views
Few know that Bill Gates was once a student at Harvard. He dropped out to give all of his attention to his new love: computers. His mother was a Regent at the University of Washington and was upselt that her son had dropped out of school. She asked a family friend, respected by Bill in his own
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Sermon Central