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Youve got to be very careful if you dont know where youre going because
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Liberals always claim to know exactly what to do as soon as it's too lateLiberals are the only known species whose powers of reasoning
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"There is more in us than we know. If we can be made to see it, perhaps, for the rest of our lives, we
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Science has explained nothing; the more we know the more fantastic the world becomes and the
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"Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didnt, theyd be married too. A bachelor never gets over the idea that
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Contributed by Jim Kane on May 18, 2009
A mother knows she’s been home too long for the following reasons:
1. She begins to talk to Barney as a real person.
2. She forgets which one is real – Mister Rogers or King Friday.
3. She cries for a wedding on Sesame Street.
4. She is one of the congregation
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Church Of God
Contributed by Gordon Curley on Nov 23, 2010
You know when you are growing old when...
* Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work,
* Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
* Your back goes out more often than you do.
* You know all the answers but no one asks the questions.
* Your mind makes agreements your body can't keep.
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Brethren
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