In Sermon Illustrations: "Examine Me"

In The Cartoon "Peanuts" Linus Says Of His ...  PRO

Contributed by Darren Ethier on Mar 22, 2002

In the cartoon "Peanuts" Linus says of his security blanket "Only one yard of outing flannel stands ...read more

Tags: Guilt

Denomination: Pentecostal

A Man By The Name Of Spike Milligan Once Said: ...

Contributed by Jeff Strite on Jul 7, 2002

A man by the name of Spike Milligan once said: "All I ask is the chance to prove ...read more

Tags: Finding Fulfillment, Money

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

Ivan Hagedorn- O Lord, I Would Not Willingly ...

Contributed by Davon Huss on Apr 4, 2006

Ivan Hagedorn- O Lord, I would not willingly add to thy sorrows. Help me to give ...read more

Tags: Jesus Christ

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

Here Is A Good Saying To Remember: "If Every ...

Contributed by David Gresham on Dec 30, 2006

Here is a good saying to remember: "If every member in this church was just like me. What kind ...read more

Denomination: Pentecostal

I Feel About Airplanes The Way I Feel About ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful ...read more

Tags: Flying

Then I Want To Sit And Listen And Have Someone ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Then I want to sit and listen and have someone talk, tell me things.Not to say anything to ...read more

Tags: Leadership Listening

I Used To Count Sheep, But They Made Such A ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"I used to count sheep, but they made such a racket with their baaing that it kept me awake. Now I count ...read more

Tags: Human Body

How Many Coughs Is Enough For One Day

Contributed by James Snyder on Sep 2, 2023

This past week started rather rough. At least rougher than others. It started with a cough. A cough is not that serious if it's just one cough or maybe two. But it is not good when it is one cough after another and another. One day last week, right after this coughing spell began, the ...read more

Scripture: Matthew 9:12

Tags: Physician, Sick, Medical

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance

Life Can Be A Series Of Dreams

Contributed by James Snyder on Oct 7, 2023

Lately, I’ve been having some fascinating dreams at night. Usually, I don’t give much thought to dreams, but lately, I’ve been thinking more about them. Last night, for example, I had this exciting dream, and everything seemed to be coming in my direction, and then I woke up before the end. Once I ...read more

Scripture: 2 Corinthians 5:6-8

Tags: Dreams, Fanasty

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance

Do I Need A New Mask For Halloween?

Contributed by James Snyder on Oct 28, 2023

The older I get, the less patience I have for holidays. I certainly am not a holiday guru in any sense of the word. When I was younger, my favorite holiday was Christmas because of all the presents I got. I could never get enough gifts for Christmas. When I got older, got married and had ...read more

Scripture: Psalm 95:2

Tags: Halloween, Masks

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance

So What If I’m Crazy?

Contributed by James Snyder on Aug 17, 2024

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her wonderful husband are celebrating 53 years of marital bliss this year. What an accomplishment! It doesn’t seem possible that we have been married 53 years. After all, we don’t look that old! At least she doesn’t. It’s amazing how time flies; if ...read more

Scripture: Amos 3:3

Tags: Unity, Relationships, Crazy

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance

What Happened To My Little Piggy Bank

Contributed by James Snyder on Sep 7, 2024

This week, I had to do something I hadn't done before: go to the bank and deal with fraud in my checking account. Someone tried to write a check for $1800 from my account. Fortunately, I didn't have that much money in my account, and I was a little provoked by this incident. How dare ...read more

Scripture: 1 Timothy 6:10

Tags: Money, Banks, Savings

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance

If She Cannot Fix It, It’s Not Broken

Contributed by James Snyder on Oct 4, 2025

Life has its many ups and downs. There are some weeks when there are more downs than ups. But if I didn’t have a down, I probably wouldn’t appreciate an up. This past week was one of those down weeks. One day, we lost our electricity for maybe six hours, my printer died on me and some scammer ...read more

Scripture: Psalm 147:3

Tags: Frustration, Fixing

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance

My Addiction To Happiness

Contributed by James Snyder on Apr 3, 2026

One of the most important elements of life is happiness. When I look around the world, I notice how scarce happiness seems, which makes me reflect on its true value. I have come to the conclusion that happiness is a choice. I can be happy or sad. The choice is mine. Whenever things aren't ...read more

Scripture: Proverbs 3:13

Tags: Addiction, Happiness

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance

And Then It Was Silent No More

Contributed by James Snyder on May 23, 2020

During this time of exclusive lockdown, I and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage have grown accustomed to silence. Don't get me wrong here. I do not object to noise as long as it's the right kind of noise. However, I do have a good warm feeling about silence. What was that song? ...read more

Scripture: Proverbs 3:13

Tags: Books, Silence, Noise

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance

When Everything Goes My Way

Contributed by James Snyder on Nov 7, 2020

I have had a certain dream many times over the years. Of course, it might lean towards being a nightmare if it does not come true. The dream is that one day in the week; I can have everything go my way. The nightmare part of that dream is that it never tells me which day everything will go my ...read more

Scripture: Amos 3:3

Tags: Together, Choice, Partnership

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance

Splish Splash, I Forgot To Take A Bath

Contributed by James Snyder on Jan 8, 2022

If you had the opportunity to speak to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, she would probably tell you that one of my strengths is forgetting. I'm not sure how far into the subject she would get. When it comes to forgetting, I am outstanding on the back lawn, and my expertise in this area ...read more

Scripture: Psalm 103:2

Tags: Memory, Forgetting

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance

Moody Loses His Temper  PRO

Contributed by Bruce Howell on Aug 4, 2001

Illus.: “Moody Loses His Temper” One time D. L. Moody was lecturing and a theological student asked a question. Moody snapped back at him. At the end of his talk he paused and confessed, “Friends, I want to confess before you that I made a great mistake at the beginning of this meeting. I ...read more

Tags: Temptation Pride, Humility, Forgiveness For Others

Denomination: Wesleyan

A Multi-Millionaire Was Asked How He Could Remain ...  PRO

Contributed by Brian La Croix on Oct 3, 2001

A multi-millionaire was asked how he could remain so humble after amassing such wealth. The man had spent many years in accumulating wealth through his business, and could retire if he wanted and even his grandchildren would never have to work if he so desired. But his answer was very key. He ...read more

Tags: Money, God's Provision, Emotions

Denomination: Wesleyan

What Is Revelation Like?  PRO

Contributed by Michael Elmore on Jan 17, 2002

What Is Revelation Like? The story is told that after Helen Keller’s teacher, Anne Sullivan, had given her the names of physical objects in sign language, Miss Sullivan attempted to explain God and tapped out the symbols for the name "God." Much to Miss Sullivan’s ...read more

Tags: God's Provision, Creation, Apologetics God

Denomination: Methodist