Contributed by Mike Dubose on Jun 10, 2002
based on 6 ratings
| 2,357 views
A fortune-teller studied the hand of a young man & told him, “You will be poor & very unhappy until you are 37-years old…” The young man said, “Well after that, what will happen? Will I be rich & happy?” The
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Robert Leroe on Jul 11, 2002
based on 6 ratings
| 1,971 views
A young boy was on his way to church in Chicago. On his way someone asked him where he was going. He gave the name of the church, which surprised the stranger. “That’s a long walk—why would you go so far
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Congregational
Contributed by Davon Huss on Feb 12, 2003
based on 49 ratings
| 3,498 views
F. A preacher rode by one Sunday morning to see a farmer and church member at work harvesting. “Brother,” the minister lectured him, “don’t you know that the Creator made the world in six days and rested on the seventh?”
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Mar 19, 2003
based on 1 rating
| 4,966 views
[If Sermon Offends Thee]
A preacher came to the breakfast table with a cut on his cheek.
His wife asked him what had happened.
He replied that he was concentrating on his sermon while shaving and cut his face.
His wife
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Dana Chau on Jul 21, 2003
SIZE ME UP
When Tom Haggai went off to college, his dad said to him:
"Remember, son, God is more interested in you than anything you’ll do, but whatever you do, do it well, for you never know when
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
*other
Contributed by Sermon Central on Oct 12, 2004
based on 1 rating
| 1,048 views
If you treat a man as he is, he’s going to stay like he is, but if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be he will become that bigger and better man. Goethe
As quoted by Ellen Kreidman in the audio
...read more
John R. W. Stott once admitted the truth that many of us have felt but failed to confess: "The thing I know will give me the deepest joy -- namely, to be alone and unhurried in the presence of God, aware of His
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Aubrey Vaughan on Sep 18, 2006
There is a story of a mother who sought an audience with Napoleon beseeching him for mercy because her son was soon to be executed for desertion. After looking at the evidence set before Napoleon he replied to the woman saying, "madam you son does’nt
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Rusty Davidson on Feb 19, 2007
based on 7 ratings
| 3,524 views
Farmer felt called to preach. Sitting under a tree sees letters P and C in the clouds. Decides it means “Preach Christ.” Sells farm and equipment goes to preach. He was horrible. After a sermon a neighbor came to
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 26, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 3,092 views
Illustration: Farmer called to preach. Sitting under a tree sees letters P and C in the clouds. Decides it means “Preach Christ.” Sells farm and equipment goes to preach. He was horrible. After a sermon a neighbor came
...read more
Contributed by Ladonna Omobude on Nov 24, 2009
How rude that in the traffic of our lives we often cut God off. We are in such a rush we move God out the way instead of waiting and allowing him to go before us. We are not sensitive to the Lords leading. We fail to realize that
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Gordon Curley on Apr 17, 2011
based on 2 ratings
| 5,034 views
CONFUSED
A university student was seen with a large "K" printed on his T-shirt. When someone asked him what the "K" stood for, he said, "Confused."
"But," the questioner replied, "you don't spell 'confused'
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Brethren
Contributed by Adrian Rogers on Jul 19, 2011
I'M A PEOPLE
A little boy was talking about a friend that he met. He was telling his mama, "I just think he's such a neat guy."
His mama said, "What is it that you like so much about
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Charles Spurgeon says:
You look at man as he is, and what can he do? He can do nothing! Jesus already says, 'Apart from Me, you can do nothing.' (John 15:5) But look at man with
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
based on 1 rating
| 4,689 views
TWO MASTERS
Once when Mark Twain was lecturing in Utah, a Mormon acquaintance argued with him on the subject of polygamy. After a long and rather heated debate, the Mormon finally said, "Can you find for me a single passage of Scripture which
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Sermon Central