Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 8, 2005
based on 17 ratings
| 2,785 views
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.
1. Don’t let worry kill you -- let the church help.
2. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4.
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Shawn Drake on Oct 25, 2001
based on 86 ratings
| 3,179 views
Object Lesson
Supplies Needed: One large pumpkin with the facial features cut out. When you cut out the features save them because you will need them during this object lesson. You will also need to save some of the slime and seeds from the inside. You will also need a candle.
Lesson: Could I
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Brad Henry on Sep 14, 2011
based on 1 rating
| 3,862 views
STORM WITHOUT WARNING
Now I love a good storm on the ground but not while flying. Any good Airline Pilot will try to avoid thunderstorms like the plague. The rule is for every 1,000 feet in height the storm cell is that is how far you should avoid the storm. If the tops of the thunderstorm are
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Karl Kruse on Jul 31, 2004
On Saturday, August 14th, 35,000 pounds of food will be given away. But Elim’s involvement - your involvement - with Convoy of Hope is not simply about the food that will be taken home and eaten, because that food will all run out. Your involvement with Convoy of Hope is simply to share the love
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by Timothy Smith on Jun 4, 2005
based on 5 ratings
| 3,189 views
A Godly leader is not to be quick tempered or overbearing. Back in the days when I was a police officer I was an elder at our church. One Sunday I was asked if I would bring an offering meditation. At the last minute I discovered I would be working that day so our Pastor asked if I could get a 10
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian Church
Contributed by C Jordan on Sep 11, 2008
QUOTE ON DANIEL'S SEVENTIETH WEEK:
"The first coming of our Lord is spoken of in (Daniel 9:24-27) as ordained to be before the seventy weeks were finished, and the city (Jerusalem) should be destroyed; and so it was even as the prophet had spoken… Jesus Christ our Lord, the Messiah, came exactly
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
*other
Contributed by Steve Greene on Apr 12, 2007
based on 2 ratings
| 2,777 views
Remember false guilt attacks the person and the Holy Spirit attacks the problem.
A young boy was going to spend the evening at a friend¡¦s house. His father asked that he call home once he arrived so that the father could be assured that his son had arrived safely.
As the evening wore on, this
...read more
Denomination:
Nazarene
Contributed by Davon Huss on Jan 27, 2003
based on 39 ratings
| 2,181 views
Ferris Beaulers Day Off. His best friend is Cameron Frye. Cameron hates his father because his father places everything before him. Ferris and Cameron and Ferris’s girlfriend ride around Chicago in Cameron’s dad’s favorite car all day playing hooky from school. In one of the final scenes
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Aubrey Vaughan on May 8, 2008
based on 1 rating
| 5,490 views
PEACE WITH GOD FIRST
D. M. Lloyd Jones writes, "If you are ansious to obtain some benefits from the Queen of England, the first thing you have to discuss is, 'How can I get into Buckingham Palace? What have I to do to get admission? Then how do I approach this great personage?' It is too obvious
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Bret Toman on Jun 7, 2009
THE CHURCH DOESN'T NEED SQUIRTS
Soren Kierkegaard once wrote about a town where a fireman lived. Everyone liked the fireman because he was a nice guy. He made it a habit to be gentle and kind, which was unusual for firemen, who were supposed to be tough.
There was a fire one day, and the fireman
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Norm Story on Feb 7, 2003
based on 3 ratings
| 5,490 views
Once upon a time long ago,
you had to turn on the TV set well before your show started
so there would be time enough for the tubes to warm up.
I see people today pacing impatiently, even a little upset
that the microwave popcorn is taking so long.
Or do you ever tap your fingers impatiently
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Presbyterian/Reformed
Sermon Central