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                    The church is not:  
 * An ark for the saving of a select few. 
 * A ferryboat to take effortless passengers to the shores of heaven. 
 * A life insurance company, with no obligation on policy holders except the payment of a small annual premium. 
 * A social set, welcoming certain people and
                    
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                    Contributed by Jay Mccluskey on Jan 29, 2009
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    IS YOUR CHURCH A CHURCH OF BONES?
In the town of Sedlec in the Czech Republic, there is a famous cemetery that dates back to the 13th century. Some 40,000 people who died from the Black Plague in the 14th century and in the Hussite wars in the beginning of the 15th century were buried there.
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Nov 1, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A church that has passion is a church where "Discouraged folks cheer up, dishonest folks fees up, sour folks sweeten up, closed folk, open up, gossipers shut up, conflicted folks make up, sleeping folks wake up, lukewarm folk, fire up, dry bones shake up, and pew
                    
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                    	The church service ended at the Lutheran Church in New Sweden, Maine as everyone “passed the peace.”  It was the first Sunday after Easter, and the 50 people in attendance headed to the fellowship hour to have some coffee.  Some of the people complained that the coffee was bitter, but people
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 20, 2007
                
                
                
                    Influential Churches The Church Report Magazine has published their annual list of the 50 most influential churches in America. 2006’s most influential church is Willow Creek Community Church. #2 is Saddleback, #3 Northpoint (Andy Stanley); #4 Fellowship Church (Ed Young); #5 Lakewood Church (Joel
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 20, 2007
                
                
                
                    Strong Small Churches - The bigger a church grows, the worse it becomes both in quality and in its capability to reach new people. This surprising finding comes out of a Germany -based Institute of Church Development study of churches worldwide. In churches with attendance of less than 100, 31% of
                    
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                    Contributed by Melvin Newland on Feb 20, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    AFTER CHURCH...
There he stood, in the midst of the Golden Corral restaurant, with Thousand Island dressing dripping from his hair, over his glasses, down his face, all over his jacket, pants, & shoes.  And I’m not talking about a little bit of Thousand Island dressing, I’m talking about 2 gallons
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 10, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    CHURCH NEVERS
6.	Never ask an usher to break a $20.
5.	Never do a cannonball in the baptismal tank.
4.	Never hold a church business meeting on Super Bowl Sunday.
3.	Never tell the pastor, "We love your church and we might even come back next Easter."
2.	During youth group activities, never bungee
                    
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                    Contributed by Tony Searles on Jul 25, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    10% of church members cannot be found?
20% of church members never attend church
25% admit that they never pray
35% admit that they do not read their Bibles
40% admit that they never contribute to the church?tithe or offering
60% never give to missions
70% never assume responsibility within the
                    
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                    Contributed by Rob Ross on Apr 9, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    This Is My Church
It is composed of people just like me.
It will be friendly if I am.
It will do a great work if I work.
It will make generous gifts to many causes if I am generous.
It will bring others into its fellowship if I bring them.
Its seats will be filled if I fill them.
It will be a
                    
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                    Contributed by Keith Davis on May 5, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    The Perfect Church
I think that I shall never see
A church that’s all it ought to be;
A church that has no empty pews,
Whose preacher never has the blues;
A church whose deacons always “deke”
And none is proud but all are meek;
Where gossips never peddle lies
Or make complaints or
                    
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                    Contributed by Troy Borst on May 28, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    What is the church?   
Russ Blowers is a minister who is active in his local Indianapolis Rotary club. At club meetings each week a member gives a brief statement about his job.  When it was his turn, Russ said: "I’m with a global enterprise. We have branches in every country in the world. We have
                    
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                    Contributed by James Chandler on Jun 29, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    The Perfect Church 
Mavis Williams
If you should find the perfect church
Without one fault or smear,
For goodness sake!
Don’t join that church;
You’d spoil the atmosphere.
If you should find the perfect church
Where all anxieties cease
Then pass it by, lest joining it
You’d mar the masterpiece.
If
                    
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                    Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Sep 6, 2005
                
                
                
                    Touching in Church
What is all this touching in church? It used to be a person could come to church and sit in the pew and not be bothered by all this friendliness and certainly not by touching. I used to come to church and leave untouched. Now I have to be nervous about what is expected of me. I
                    
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