Contributed by Sermon Central on Nov 9, 2001
based on 104 ratings
| 6,103 views
The pastor stood before the congregation and said "I have bad news, I have good
news, and I have more bad news." The congregation got quiet. "The bad news
is: the church needs a new roof!" the pastor said. The congregation groaned.
"The good news is: we have enough money for the new roof." A
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Peter Loughman on Oct 27, 2006
Story.
A burning in my bosom.
One day at Princeton Theological Seminary.
We had an outside Speaker.
Had a philosophy that directly, plainly contradicted several Scriptures.
Yes, the speaker realized this (Claimed to be Christian by the way).
Question was asked – how do you justify this,
How
...read more
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Shine Thomas on Aug 28, 2017
When I was a child I loved going to my grandparents’ home in Kerala. I used to enjoy the days but dread the nights. It was in the early 80’s and there were absolutely no streetlights. They had meetings almost every night and coming back from the meetings were so fearful. I was afraid if I would
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
based on 4 ratings
| 2,296 views
Video Illustration: The end of the movie The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. It’s were the three have a show down in the cemetery court yard.
This scene paints a picture for us today on how we are to deal with the Bad and the Ugly of the church. The truth is we are in a duel with both. But the Good
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Eric Ferguson on Aug 22, 2008
Story: Baboons On The Loose
In eastern Africa a troop of about 50 baboons made themselves at home right next to a farm.
The baboons were amusing at first but soon wore out their welcome.
Before long they were ravaging the corn and other crops and helping themselves to anything they could get
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
JOKE: Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news. Patient: What’s the good news? Doctor: The good news is that the tests you took showed that you have 24 hours to live. Patient: That’s the good news? What’s
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Melvin Newland on Feb 21, 2001
based on 161 ratings
| 2,797 views
Maybe you heard about a guy named John who had a really horrible memory. One day John ran into a friend whom he had not seen in a long time. He greeted him & said, “Bill, do you remember what a bad memory I had?” Bill answered, “Yes, I certainly do.” “Well, it’s not bad any more. I went to a
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Pat Cook on Jul 22, 2005
based on 5 ratings
| 2,733 views
I like the joke about the guy named John, who had a really horrible memory. One day John ran into a friend whom he had not seen in a long time. He greeted him and said, “Bill, do you remember what a bad memory I had?”
Bill answered, “Yes, I certainly do.”
“Well, it’s not bad any more. I
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Joe Bertone on Jul 23, 2012
based on 3 ratings
| 4,806 views
BASEBALL IN HEAVEN
A preacher and a song leader were both avid baseball fans. These guys didn't just like baseball; they lived, breathed and ate baseball. What time they weren't about church duties, they were attending a game, watching a game on the tube, or coaching a little league game in the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Sherm Nichols on Nov 16, 2006
Erma Bombeck:
Sometimes we forget how important stability is to a child. I’ve always told mine, "The easiest part of being a mother is giving birth.... the hardest part is showing up for it each day..."
Mother’s day is traditionally the day when children give something back to their mothers for all
...read more
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 1,910 views
"The supreme end of education is expert discernment in all things the power to tell the good from the bad, the genuine from the counterfeit, and to prefer
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Terry Kemp on Feb 9, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 1,722 views
Here’s a story with which we’re familiar …
Twelve men went to spy out Canaan,
(Ten were bad, two were good)
What do you think they saw in Canaan?
(Ten were bad, two were good)
Some saw giants, big and tall!
Some saw grapes
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Jan 9, 2002
based on 12 ratings
| 1,619 views
A man had a checkup and then went in to see his doctor to get the results. The doctor said he had bad news and worse news for him. Which did he want to hear first. The man was a pick shocked and said, “Well, give me the bad news first. The doctor said, “The bad news is that you only have 24
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Chris Jordan on Jan 27, 2006
based on 2 ratings
| 2,620 views
In 1665 the residents of London were dying by the thousands each day. The bubonic plague was spreading from house to house because of the unsanitary conditions. Rats and fleas spread the germs throughout the city. Almost 30,000 people died, almost a third of London’s population at the time. This
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
*other