Contributed by Dave Mcfadden on Nov 16, 2004
based on 5 ratings
| 2,284 views
A mother ran into the bedroom when she heard her seven-year-old son scream. She found his two-year-old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl’s grip and said comfortingly to the boy, "There, there. She didn’t mean it. She doesn’t know that hurts." He nodded his
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by David Smith on Apr 21, 2005
A guy called David Randolph spoke about a time when he was in Milan in Italy, and was watching a circus parade moving through the streets. Suddenly one of the elephants veered off and marched into a church. The church doors were large, and were open because of the summer heat. So the elephant
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Episcopal/Anglican
Contributed by Todd Nelson on Nov 26, 2005
based on 12 ratings
| 2,569 views
Example: tennis ball vs. play dough
We are all affected by the storms and struggles of life. The question to consider is how are you going to respond? Like a tennis ball or play dough? You see, when you put pressure on play dough, it leaves a lasting imprint. Everybody can tell that is has been
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 5 ratings
| 1,756 views
I heard about a Union Meeting where the Union Representative was explaining the new Work Contract.
He said, "I have great news, Comrades. Management has agreed to lighten our work schedule!”
The crowd shouted, "Hooray!"
"And we will have a 150% pay rise."
"Hooray!"
"We will finish work at 4 PM,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Clint Davison on Sep 11, 2006
Her name - Helen. Rich husband, kidnapped by husband¡¦s rival. He launches 1000 ships to get her back. Helen, wife of Menelaus, king of Greece was pursued. Something in this stirs us. What a love story! Few have ever felt so pursued. Ever even noticed?! Mom busy, Dad gone, spouse working late ¡V
...read more
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Floyd Johnson on Nov 26, 2006
(Ill.) I tend to be a tosser when something doesn’t work, I will toss it out, I will buy a replacement. So when the lawn mower stops working, I take it out to the garbage and go buy a new one. But we have a neighbor who is wonderfully skilled in repairing things. So he will come out and grab the
...read more
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 30, 2001
based on 217 ratings
| 6,084 views
Many years ago, a professor from Harvard University was speaking to a class on Columbus Day. He said that there were three profound things about Christopher Columbus’ discovery of America:
First, when he left Spain he didn’t know where he was going.
Second, when he arrived in the New World he
...read more
Tags:
based on 141 ratings
| 3,640 views
The dear lady was visiting the church for the first time. The Pastor’s family was greeting the worshipers at the front door after the service. They happened to be having a dinner on the grounds, and the Pastor invited the rather stout visitor to stay.
Said the dear lady to the Parson, "Your
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
United Methodist
Contributed by Alan Perkins on Mar 27, 2001
based on 64 ratings
| 1,987 views
Do you remember the TV show, MASH? There’s a recurring scene in which Hawkeye and B.J. have been in surgery for eighteen hours straight. Finally, they finish and drag themselves back to their tent. Just as their heads hit the pillow, we hear the faint sound of helicopters in the distance. And then,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Jeff Strite on May 8, 2001
based on 125 ratings
| 2,279 views
A young American engineer was sent to Ireland for a year. When he left, his fiancé gave him a harmonica. She said, "I want you to learn to play this: it will help to keep your mind off those Irish girls."
He wrote to her often and told he her that he was practicing his harmonica every night.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by James May on Aug 7, 2001
based on 5 ratings
| 3,247 views
As an eagle grows older, its beak begins to grow and a build up of scar tissue from cracks and scratches forms. This buildup begins to limit the ability of the eagle to open its beak wide enough to eat properly. The eagle finds a rock or hard surface and begins to beat the end of its beak until
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Don Hawks on Jun 22, 2007
The teachings of John Wesley were very instrumental in my identifying with the United Methodist approach to practicing the Christian life. Wesley of course was an 18th-century Anglican clergyman and Christian theologian who was an early leader in the Methodist movement. In addition to Wesley’s
...read more
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Kent Kessler on Aug 30, 2007
based on 7 ratings
| 2,441 views
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister in hysterics. She was crying, “Pastor, John and I had our first fight together! It was awful. What am I going to do?"
The pastor, leaning back in his chair and shaking his head said, "Calm down, Joanna, this isn’t nearly as bad as you
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Sep 19, 2007
based on 2 ratings
| 2,547 views
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were transported back in time 200 years? How would you explain the inventions we take for granted? If you spoke of computers or DVDs or Ipods or even television, people would think you were sort of strange. We are from the future. One day, the
...read more
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Jason Duhon on Nov 5, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 2,154 views
As a young boy, I can remember AM radio, and how few stations we could receive back then. Tuning in usually required a good antenna, a good radio, and a steady hand. Our ears were anticipating the music, as we carefully turn the knob in hopes of a good reception.
When we await the voice of
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Jay Mccluskey on Jan 29, 2009
based on 2 ratings
| 7,451 views
IS YOUR CHURCH A CHURCH OF BONES?
In the town of Sedlec in the Czech Republic, there is a famous cemetery that dates back to the 13th century. Some 40,000 people who died from the Black Plague in the 14th century and in the Hussite wars in the beginning of the 15th century were buried there.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
HE FLIES UNDERNEATH YOU
You see, when a mother eagle has her eggs, she sits on them to keep them warm and waits for them to hatch. then she goes back and forth and finds food for them. But there comes a time when she decides these little guys have to learn to fly. So she stirs up the nest and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Sermon Central