Contributed by Shane Hargrave on Dec 20, 2007
A Sunday school teacher asked her class of kindergarteners to draw a picture of the manger scene at Bethlehem. In the corner of one student’s sketch was a very plump, jolly-looking fellow.
“Tell me about this person,” requested the teacher,
...read more
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Rick D Brackett on Feb 15, 2008
based on 2 ratings
| 2,916 views
A man went to his neighbor and asked to borrow his chain saw. The man said, “I can’t, because I’m eating black-eyed peas”. The
neighbor said, “No, I’m serious, I have a tree laying in my drive way and I need to borrow your chain-saw” The man said, “I can’t be-
cause I’m eating black-eyed peas”. The
...read more
Denomination:
Church Of God
“Someone asked a pastor who had a rather sizeable pulpit blister, how he got that fat. He said, ‘I don’t know, it just snacked up on me.’” [SOURCE: Bible Illustrator for Windows Version 3.0 copyright 1990-1998 by
...read more
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Gene Gregory on Feb 27, 2008
based on 3 ratings
| 1,038 views
Ask a soldier what bravery is and he will tell you that bravery is not being without fear; it is doing what needs to be done in spite of your fear. Ask a saint of old what faith is and he will tell you it is “trusting God
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Don Crowson on Mar 23, 2008
based on 2 ratings
| 1,804 views
Researcher George Barna in 2006 asked pastors what they thought was the number 1 priority in the lives of their congregations. Pastors responded that 70% of their peoples #1 priority was their walk w/God. Keep in mind that Barna is asking pastors about people who regularly attend worship. When
...read more
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Jimmy Chapman on Apr 3, 2008
based on 3 ratings
| 2,430 views
The teacher asked, "Can someone tell me the lesson we have learned from the book of Jonah?" A little boy raised his hand and said, "I know what I have learned
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Glenn Durham on Apr 8, 2008
based on 1 rating
| 2,835 views
The family sat down at the table and dad asked his young son to “say grace” over the meal. While the family waited, the little boy quickly eyed every dish which his mother had prepared; then he bowed his head and prayed, “Lord, I don’t like the look of it, but thank you — I’ll eat it anyway.”
...read more
Denomination:
Presbyterian/Reformed
I asked God for the election of godly candidates to public office–exactly in those words–and after Mass one of our good parishioners criticized me for praying for the election of Republicans. Let’s
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Catholic
Contributed by Blake Inscore on Sep 26, 2008
Mark Twain was asked his opinion on the raising of children. With his typical wit Twain offered this homey philosophy: “Things run along pretty smoothly until your kid reaches thirteen. That’s the time you need to stick ‘em in a barrel, hammer the lid down nice and snug, and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Andy Payne on Jan 18, 2009
based on 1 rating
| 2,974 views
A Sunday School teacher asked her class if they knew the difference between kindness and loving kindness. One little girl said she knew the difference. She told the teacher that kindness is like when you ask your mother for some toast and she gives it to you, but loving kindness is when you ask
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Anne Benefield on Jan 29, 2009
A pastor named Wayne Field asks a series of profound questions:
“What would happen if we applied the same standards of loyalty to our Christian activities that we expect from other areas of our lives?
If your car starts every three tries, is it reliable?
If the post carrier
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Presbyterian/Reformed
Contributed by Gene Gregory on Mar 9, 2009
It is the world that says it’s OK for you to ask God to damn something in public, but that if you ask Him to bless something then you
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Dec 29, 2000
based on 150 ratings
| 6,768 views
A SCHOOL TEACHER asked her first graders to draw a picture of something they were thankful for. She thought of how little these children from poor neighborhoods actually had to be thankful for. She reasoned that most of them would no doubt draw pictures of turkeys on tables with lots of other
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by David Limiero on Jun 5, 2001
based on 80 ratings
| 2,005 views
And yet James Dobson asked hundreds of teens what they would like to tell their parents. Their answers might surprise you:
* Teach us about God and spiritual things.
* Guide us towards good marriages by modeling a good one.
* Don’t curse and smoke, if you don’t want us too.
* Be consistent and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Brian La Croix on Oct 3, 2001
based on 68 ratings
| 1,190 views
A multi-millionaire was asked how he could remain so humble after amassing such wealth. The man had spent many years in accumulating wealth through his business, and could retire if he wanted and even his grandchildren would never have to work if he so desired.
But his answer was very key. He
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Sermon Central