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When Good Intentions Go Wrong
Contributed by Jeremiah Menyongai on Mar 15, 2016 (message contributor)
Illustration 2: In Tanzania, two guys went for an interview. One was smarter than the other but they were good friends and willing to work together so the less smarter could pass. The educated one said if he went first, he would come back with the answers to the interview questions. It happens that he went first.
Question 1: When was Tanzania’s independence?
Answer: It was supposed to be in 1960 but was postponed to 1961 due to many reasons.
Question 2: Who brought independence to Tanzania?
Answer: So many people participated in the process but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it.
Question: 3: It is believed that the planet Mars has life. Is it true?
Answer: Some say so but it has not been scientifically proven.
The smart one came out and quickly told his friend the answers. The friend went in.
Question 1: When were you born?
Answer: It was supposed to be in 1960 but was postponed to 1961 due to many reasons.
Question: What? Who is your mother?
Answer: So many people participated in the process but it was Mwalimu Nyerere who finalized it.
Question: Oh my god, are you crazy?
Answer: Some say so but it has not been scientifically proven.
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