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A Man And His Porsche
Contributed by J.d. Tutell on Jan 13, 2012 (message contributor)
A MAN AND HIS PORSCHE
A New York stockbroker had just purchased a brand new Porsche. He parked it in front of his office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, an SUV comes speeding along too close to the curb and takes off the door before driving off. The man gets very upset. He grabs his cell phone and calls the police. It takes them five minutes to show up.
Before the office has a chance to ask any questions the man starts scream hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the body shop it'll simply never be the same again!
When the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you are," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobbed the Porsche owner.
The policeman replied. "Didn't you realize that your right arm went with the door?"
The stockbroker looked down in horror and screamed, "My Rolex!"
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