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The Teacher Of The Earth Science Class Was ...
Contributed by Sermon Central on May 13, 2002 (message contributor)
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked,
"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered,
"I guess you’d be eating alone."
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