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The Best Way To ...
Contributed by Jerry Glander on Jan 16, 2010 (message contributor)
The Best Way to Pray
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.
"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."
"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor."
After listening to all of this the repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted, "The best prayin' I ever did
was when I was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."
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