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A Bus Carrying Only Ugly People That Crashed Into ...
Contributed by David Rumley on Dec 21, 2009 (message contributor)
A bus carrying only ugly people that crashed into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They’re all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. ’I want to be gorgeous,’ and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says ’I want to be gorgeous too.’ Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: ’Make ’em all ugly again.’ It’s all about perspective! NEXT TIME YOU’RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY
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Since Its Father's Day I Would Like To Share ... PRO
Contributed by Jason Wall on Jun 21, 2004
Since its Father’s Day I would like to share with you two things that you will never hear a man say on Father’s Day. You would never hear a father say to his son, “…here are the keys to my brand new truck, and here is my platinum Master Card… go wild!” And you would never hear a father say to his ...read more
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The Bridge PRO
Contributed by John Gerald on Dec 4, 2004
THE BRIDGE An old man going a lone highway, Came at the evening cold and gray To a chasm vast, deep and wide. The old man crossed in the twilight dim The sullen stream had no fear for him. But he paused when safe on the other side And built a bridge to stem the tide. "Old man," said a ...read more
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Nona Freeman, The Great Missionary, Once Related ...
Contributed by Philip Harrelson on Sep 16, 2004
Nona Freeman, the great missionary, once related this story about something that happened in Ghana: A student from a college in Carbondale, Illinois gave another student from Ghana a tract. In Ghana when a student goes away to college everyone in their tribe contributes something but when ...read more
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Jamie Buckingham Has Said About This "The Tragedy ... PRO
Contributed by Jeff Simms on Oct 31, 2004
Jamie Buckingham has said about this “The tragedy of our wilderness experience is not that we have to go through grief and suffering- but that we often miss the blessings from burning bushes.-the things through which God speaks. God still calls us by name and ...read more
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News From Associated Press- Melissa Millis Feels ... PRO
Contributed by Davon Huss on Mar 1, 2004
News from Associated Press- Melissa Millis feels bombarded by everyday messages of sexual promiscuity, whether it’s Janet Jackson’s bare breast during the Super Bowl or her classmates’ casual sex talk. So Millis, a high school senior in Michigan, and thousands of others students across the nation ...read more
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