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Jim Lopardo Tells This Story: I Was A Percussion ...
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Feb 16, 2009 (message contributor)
Jim Lopardo tells this story: I was a percussion major when I was in college, and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept making mistakes.
"When you’re too dumb to play anything," the professor conducting us sneered, "they give you a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist."
A friend next to me whispered, "And if you’re too dumb to hang on to both sticks, they put you in the front and call you a conductor." [source: Reader’s Digest]
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Martin Luther Said, I Have Held Many Things In ... PRO
Contributed by Lou Nicholes on Nov 8, 2004
Martin Luther said, I have held many things in my hands and I have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God’s ...read more
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A Young Medical Student Had Graduated With The ... PRO
Contributed by Owen Bourgaize on Aug 26, 2005
A young medical student had graduated with the highest marks and accolades. Fellow students asked him about his future plans. When he told them his ambition was to be a medical missionary in a deprived area, they retorted by saying, ...read more
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The New Testament Does Not Picture Solitary ...
Contributed by Charles R. Swindoll on Sep 28, 2004
The New Testament does not picture solitary religion; some kind of regular assembly for worship and instruction is everywhere taken for granted in the Epistles. So we must be regular practicing members of the church. Of course we differ in temperament. Some (like you-and me) find it more natural to ...read more
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It Matters Not How Spiritual A Church May ...
Contributed by Charles R. Swindoll on Sep 28, 2004
It matters not how spiritual a church may profess to be, if souls are not saved, something is radically wrong, and the professed spirituality is simply a false experience, a delusion of the devil. People who are satisfied to meet together simply to have a good time among ...read more
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Luther Once Said That We Should Be Ready As If ...
Contributed by Owen Bourgaize on Aug 26, 2005
Luther once said that we should be ready as if Jesus were coming today but working as if He were not coming for a thousand years. Whilst waiting expectantly for the ...read more
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