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Q: Do You Know What The Snail Said As It Road On ...
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Feb 9, 2009 (message contributor)
Q: Do you know what the snail said as it road on the back of a tortoise?
A: Wheeeee!
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One Of Golf's Immortal Moments Came When A ... PRO
Contributed by Guy Glass on Apr 21, 2003
One of golf’s immortal moments came when a Scotchman demonstrated the new game to President Ulysses Grant. Carefully placing the ball on the tee, he took a mighty swing. The club hit the turf and scattered dirt all over the President’s beard and surrounding vicinity, while the ball placidly waited ...read more
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More Men Fail Through Lack Of Purpose Than Lack ...
Contributed by Guy Glass on Apr 21, 2003
“More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of ...read more
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John Ortberg In His Book- If You Want To Walk On ... PRO
Contributed by Michael Mccartney on Nov 11, 2004
John Ortberg in his book- If You Want To Walk On Water You’ve Got To Get Out Of The Boat notes this about fear: The single command in Scripture that occurs more often then any other-God’s most frequently repeated instruction-is formulated in two words: Fear Not. Do not be afraid. Be strong and ...read more
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His Last Convert PRO
Contributed by David Yarbrough on Apr 21, 2003
HIS LAST CONVERT There where a lot of notable wealthy people on the Titanic in 1912. But the most notable passenger on the Titanic was someone that most of the world has never heard of before. He was a man by the name of John Harper. He was a plan ordinary Pastor from the city of Glasgow, ...read more
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Hope Is A Funny Thing. It Comes So Easy To Some ... PRO
Contributed by David Yarbrough on Apr 21, 2003
Hope is a funny thing. It comes so easy to some people--maybe too easy. Milton Berle told a story about those kinds of people, about how hope can triumph over good sense. Four widows were playing cards in the retirement home they lived in. A good-looking older fellow walks in, bags under each ...read more
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