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I was performing a wedding for a young couple. Before the wedding, the groom came to me and said, “Pastor, I will give you $100 if you change the wedding vows. When you get to the part to ask me to honor, love and obey, just leave that part out for me. Then, he handed me $100. During the wedding, when it came time for the young man’s vows, I asked him, “Will you bow down before your bride and obey her every command, serve her breakfast in bed each morning and never look at another woman as long as you both shall live?” In a tiny voice, the groom said “yes”. Then, he whispered in my ear, “What happened, I thought we had a deal?” I gave him back his $100 and told him that the bride had offered me more money!

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