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Who's The Boss
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jul 23, 2008 (message contributor)
WHO’S THE BOSS
The young husband was henpecked, and he was going to a psychiatrist about the problem. The doctor told him, "You don’t have to let your wife bully you! Go home and show her you’re the boss!"
The young man got home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife’s face, and growled, "From now on, you’re taking orders from ME! When I get home from work, I want my supper ON the table. I want my clothes laid out. I will be going out with the boys. You will be staying home. And another thing. Do you know who’s going to tie my tie?"
"Yes," she said. "The undertaker."
(SOURCE: from a sermon by Mark Schaeufele, SermonCentral.com, "The Mystery In Christ", 6/30/08)
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