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A Goober Goes To A Restaurant, Buys A Coffee A ...
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007 (message contributor)
A goober goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it.
He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peal off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON I WON I WON a motor home, I WON a motorhome"
The waitress runs over and says, "That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van" The goober replies, "No, I WON A motor
home, I WON a motor home"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn’t possibly have won a motor homes because we didn’t have that as
a prize" Again the goober says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home"
The goober hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."
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