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The More You Run Over A Cat, The Flatter It ...
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007 (message contributor)
"The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets."
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During A Heated Debate At A Church's Board ... PRO
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Mar 19, 2003
During a heated debate at a church’s board meeting, one of the overheated deacons rose to his feet and with clinched fists declared, “I have my rights.” Quickly and sensitively, one of the older men replied, ...read more
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If Sermon Offends Thee
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Mar 19, 2003
[If Sermon Offends Thee] A preacher came to the breakfast table with a cut on his cheek. His wife asked him what had happened. He replied that he was concentrating on his sermon while shaving and cut his face. His ...read more
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Long-Winded Driving PRO
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Mar 19, 2003
[Long-Winded Driving] A pastor and his wife were driving to visit Grandma and Grandpa for Christmas. Their daughter asked the inevitable question, “Are we almost there?” The father said, “No, we are still 150 miles away.” She asked, “Well, how long is that?” “Well, honey, it’s about three more ...read more
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