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Your heart beats 103,689 times every 24 hours.

2. Your blood travels 168,000,000 miles every 24 hours.

3. You breathe 23,040 times every 24 hours.

4. You inhale 438 cubic feet of air every 24 hours.

5. You eat about 3 1/2 pounds of food every 24 hours.

6. You drink about 2.9 quarts of liquid every 24 hours.

7. You lose about a pound of waste every 24 hours.

8. You speak about 4,800 words every 24 hours.

9. You move 750 muscles every 24 hours.

10. Your nails grow .000046 inch every 24 hours.

11. You exercise 7,000,000 brain cells, it is no wonder you feel tired!

Psa 139:13-14 (AMP) For You did form my inward parts; You did knit me together in my mother’s womb. 14 I will confess and praise You for You are fearful and wonderful and for the awful wonder of my birth! Wonderful are Your works, and that my inner self knows right well.

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