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After A Physical Examination, A Man Said, "Tell ...
Contributed by Tim Parsons on Jun 7, 2006 (message contributor)
After a physical examination, a man said, "Tell me in plain language, Doc, what’s really the matter with me?" "Do you want it straight? "Yes." "Well, there isn’t a thing wrong with you except that you’re just plain lazy!" "Okay," drawled the listless patient, "now give me the medical excuse for it so I can tell my boss!"
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Faith For My Deliverance Is Not Faith In God. ...
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Oct 18, 2000
Faith for my deliverance is not faith in God. Faith means, whether I am visibly delivered or not, I will stick to my belief that God is love. There are some things only learned in ...read more
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Ten Things A Mom Doesn't Want To Hear PRO
Contributed by Steven Simala Grant on May 28, 2002
TEN THINGS A MOM DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR 1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape juice leave a stain??? 4. The principal called... 5. But DAD says that word all the time. 6. What’s it cost to fix a window??? 7. Has anyone seen my earthworms??? ...read more
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A Few Weeks Ago I Rented The Movie Ai. It Is Set ... PRO
Contributed by Steven Simala Grant on May 28, 2002
A few weeks ago I rented the movie AI. It is set in the future, where a company has created a human robot child with the ability to love unconditionally. In many ways it was a disturbing movie, posing a number of difficult questions about what it means to be human and what the limits of our ...read more
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God's Revelation In Jesus Christ Is Infallible. ... PRO
Contributed by Tom Mccrossan on Jun 19, 2003
God’s revelation in Jesus Christ is infallible. This is not arrogant or narrow-minded. As C.S. Lewis wrote: "If you are a Christian you do not have to believe that all the other religions are simply wrong all through. If you are an atheist you do have to believe that the main point in all the ...read more
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The Greatest Difference Of Religions Lies Between ... PRO
Contributed by Tom Mccrossan on Jun 19, 2003
The greatest difference of religions lies between the Bible which says we can never save ourselves - that salvation is the gift of God through faith in Christ Jesus (Eph. 2:8-9); and all the other religions which say a person will be saved, reborn, made whole, or achieve fulfillment by keeping ...read more
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