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Tea, Please
Contributed by David Dunn on Feb 22, 2026 (message contributor)
Herbert Asquith was prime minister of England from 1908 to 1916. On one occasion he spent a weekend at an estate owned by the wealthy Rothschild family.
The butler of the house had this conversation with him. The butler: "Tea, coffee, or a peach from off the wall, sir?" Asquith answered: "Tea, please," The butler: "China, India, or Ceylon, sir?" Asquith answered: "China, please." The butler: "Lemon, milk, or cream, sir?" Asquith answered: "Milk, please," The butler: "Jersey, Hereford, or Shorthorn, sir?"
Aren’t you glad that for most of us life is not that complicated. But we all have plenty of choices to make each day.
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