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Forgetful But Faithful
Contributed by David Dunn on Nov 6, 2025 (message contributor)
An old couple is sitting on the porch.
The wife says, "I’d love some ice cream."
The husband says, "I’ll get it."
She says, "Write it down so you don’t forget."
He scoffs, "I won’t forget!"
Twenty minutes later, he comes back with bacon and eggs.
His wife stares and says, "You forgot the toast."
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