Boxes Of Chocalates

A young man went into a Pharmacy to buy 3 boxes of chocolate: small, medium, and large.

When the pharmacist asked him about the three boxes, he said, ... "Well, I'm going over to my new girlfriend's house for supper.

Then we are going out for the evening.

If she only lets me hold her hand, ... then I'll give her the small box.

If she lets me kiss her on the cheek, ... then I'll give her the medium box.

But if she really gives me a hug as well as a kiss then I'll give her the large box."

He made his purchase and left.

That evening as he sat down for dinner with his girlfriend's family, ... he asked if he could say the prayer before the meal.

He began to pray, ... and he prayed a most earnest, and intense prayer ... that lasted for almost five minutes.

When he finished his girlfriend said, ... "You never told me you were such a religious person."

He said, ...... "You never told me your dad was a pharmacist!" (Pause)

My thanks to Jeffrey Smead for the story