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The Preacher's New Suit
Contributed by Loyd C. Taylor on Jun 24, 2025 (message contributor)
The Preacher’s New Suit
I was recently invited to preach for the Sunday morning service.
Ice Breaker: For an introduction, I stated the following:
I introduced myself and then shared the following.
Hello, I'm LC Taylor and my wife is Kathy. My wife and I were discussing how honored we were that I had been asked to preach at this fine church, and she suggested that I buy a new suit for the occasion.
I stepped from side to side of the pulpit, then asked the congregation, “How do you like my new suit?”
The folk were genuinely impressed and graciously clapped their approval.
I then responded, “My wife told me to be sure to keep the receipts, so I could return it on Monday.”
The congregation cracked up with laughter.
©Loyd C Taylor, Sr - 2025
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