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End Times Ignorance
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Feb 22, 2025 (message contributor)
A friend says to a seminarian, “What subjects are you studying at school?”
The young theologian says, “You know, the usual, Biblical Texts, Church History, Ministry and Systematic Theology.”
The friend asks if he has studied anything on eschatology in his Systematic class.
The seminarian responds, “I think I missed that class. I don’t know much about the subject, but it’s not the end of the world.” [source: heologicalsweets.wordpress.com]
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