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Selling Eggs For Bad Sermons
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Jan 9, 2024 (message contributor)
An elderly pastor was searching his closet for a tie before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100--$1.00 bills.
He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents. Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box for the entire 30 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her “why?”
The wife replied that she hadn’t wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked how the box could have hurt his feelings. She said that every time during their marriage that he delivered a poor sermon, she placed an egg into the box.
The pastor felt that only 3 poor sermons in 30 years was certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he then asked about the $100.00.
The pastor's wife was very quiet and then she replied, “ Well, sweetheart, each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbor for $1.00!
Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!!!!!!!!!!!
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