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Things You Do When You Are Obsessed With Prophecy!
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Nov 30, 2023 (message contributor)
Things you do when you are obsessed with biblical prophecy:
1. You always leave the top down on your convertible in case the Rapture happens while you are driving!
2. You never buy green bananas.
3. Bar code scanners make you nervous.
4. You refuse a tax refund check because the amount comes to exactly $666.
5. You can name more signs of the time than you can of the 10 Commandments.
6. You get goose bumps any time you hear a trumpet.
7. You absolutely so Pre-millenial that you refuse to eat POST Toasties.
8. You sleep with your shoes on!
Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny! I know some folks who are just like this!!
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