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Daddy's Side Of The Family (Father's Day Joke!)
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Jun 7, 2023 (message contributor)
A little girl asked her Mom, “Where do human beings come from?”
Mom answered, “I want to tell you a story from the Bible. God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.”
Two days later the girl asked her Dad the same question. Dad answered much differently. He said, “Wellllll, many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they evolved from monkeys? Which one is true?”
The mother smiled and said, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family…..and your father told you about his!”
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