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A Funny Marriage Sermon-Starter
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Oct 23, 2022 (message contributor)
An 80 year-old woman was recently married to her 4th husband. A reporter questioned the occupation of her newly acquired husband. She replied that he owned a funeral home.
Curious about the other husbands, the reporter also asked about their occupations.
The woman paused for a while and stated that her first husband was a banker. The second one she was madly in love with and he was a circus master. The third one was a minister.
Puzzled by her answers, he replied, “None of these people have anything in common! Why did you marry these?”
She stated that she married "number one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go, go, go!"
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