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The Law Professor specialized in teaching ethics: “You’re currently failing your ethics course,” he told me. So I slipped him a $200 in crisp bills across the table. “How about now?” I asked.

The professor pocketed the money and said, “Still failing!”

I said, “OK, can I have my $200 back?”

He said, “What $200?”

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